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When I feel a cold coming on, I take loads of Vitamin C and Zinc... I drink extra OJ... I drink tea with honey and lemon... I drink alot of water... I sleep a lot and stuff... oh wait, the sleeping a lot is an every day thing, nevermind. Anyways, no matter what, the cold usually lasts a week or more anyway, so what's the point??






Some of you know who I am but you just don't know it yet...






Horsies are pretty.






I was watching TV last night and my cat was sitting on my lap, sleeping, when all of a sudden, without warning, out of nowhere the cat wakes up and gets spooked, I guess... He jumped from my lap over my coffee table - and put a nice gash in my thigh with his claw. Thanks, Fluffy... Thanks.






When you have your heat on, and then you go to sleep, sometimes it gets too hot at night, but if you open the window in the middle of the night, you will be frozen by morning.






Email is a great invention, but junk-email is the worst thing in the world. I didn't say SPAM because I didn't wanna confuse anyone, because I do like a SPAM sandwicho once in a whileee.






Shrek is a great movie.






Sometimes when it's snowing, the snow doesn't stick, and the hopes of children everywhere sink, because school doesn't close.






... THE BRICK!!!






One of the perks of my job is that I get little stamps and stamp pads. I get to stamp things like "Received", "Posted", "Paid" and stuff like that. We even have a stamp with our return address. It's like, the best thing ever. Stampity stamp... stampity stamp. Cloppity Clop.. Cloppity Clop... it's my hoooooooooooovesssss






Did you ever see the E-Diets Advertisment about this really huge fat woman who lost like 160 pounds... she went from really huge fat woman to bag of bones scary beyond belief.






This woman at work, her initials are ARW, and I have to type them quite a lot of times, so everytime I type ARW.. my fingers drift on the keyboard and type EN