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I'm 12 years old. I do what i wuant.

ilikebirds by ilikebirds · Feb 20, 2003 · 368 views · Journal

Come on now everyone... lets clap clap.. one time... and clap clap two times.. ready.. are you all following me.. ready .. lets go :


Has there ever been a year or a set of years where there have been more marriages than in this new CENTURY...? Whats up with the explosion, there's something going on... Something in the water perhaps ? Whats everyone getting married for ? LOve ? Companionship? Family ? Relations? Peer Pressure ? I've been with them so long, might as well?
Can't do any better? Dating just isn't fun anymore ? Miscontruing society literature ? I dont know. what is sex but a mere tool for satan to cause us to sin, when used improperly. equal parts soap, orange juice, and nitro glycerine when used improperly kills. but it can also be a beautiful thing.


Now cha- cha one time


So if a person were to work a full time, saving lives..doing the most seriuos of work then goes home and reads shakespeare then on the weekend goes out and sticks there toungue out at a person and puts their finger in your face for 20 minutes... is that person immature ? if she runs around yelling " It's raining acid , i'm burnnning ahhhhh " in the middle of k-mart... is that girl immature ?
I need people who know what being 20 is all about. What be young really is about. how 21 years of life is nothing... it's nothing. there's plenty of more years. spontaneity anyone ?


I'm booking a trip to PB,san diego soon. friday morning to sunday night. Just to see what it's like on the wessssttt siiiiiiddddde. see if i wear plaid blue and red... and confuse the blood and the crypts. maybe they'll both shoot me. or both love me. i dont know. who cares, but it's worth finding out.


Screw the system. It's ending. The worlds ending and i feel fine.


Can you die tommorow and say " Whoa, Good times. " PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


I HATE YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I'M GOING HOME.


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62 Comments

forrestina #1 forrestinaOG 2002

cha cha slide hahaha

ilikebirds #1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

if you're on a cruise or in mexico or anywhere really... that song is a must. it's so gay and corny. thus making it a must.

forrestina #1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

how about that 1 cent 5 cent 10 cent dollar one?

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i bet you think this song is about you , dont you. this is the remix.

ok4now #3 ok4nowOG 2002

i'm so glad i didn't read this

ilikebirds #3.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

and why are you glad ? it does say ... i'll give brian a million dollars... but you didn't read it. so ... no

reaf #4 reafOG 2002

IV'e always wanted to be X'd am I on T.V to???? PLEASE OH PLEASE...... I so want to be on that show!!!, SO BADLY

ilikebirds #4.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yup your episode airs in 2 weeks. watch out for it. good times.

reaf #4.1.1 reafOG 2002

YES!!!

ok4now #5 ok4nowOG 2002

there was a time when i said to myself: self...where's ty? how come he hasn't posted in such a long while?



then i smacked myself and realized...count your blessings...ty hasn't posted in a long time.



ahhhh for good ole days pre-ty

magnum #5.1 magnumOG 2001

there was pre ty? i thought ty was created right after the universe

hunkpapap #5.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

yeah it's that element phamtonium, which when added to a website makes it DAMN FUNNY!!!

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

is anyone watching this "are you hot " show??? I caught a glimpse of it today. Chantille.

reaf #6.1 reafOG 2002

Yeah, not one person on it is even remotly hot, i saw glimpses of it

ilikebirds #6.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea for a second i'm so confused. like where do they find these people ...? only one girl i noticed was HOT... chantille. the guys... well i dont know how those male judges are judging the dudes. thats just weird.

reaf #6.1.1.1 reafOG 2002

i dont think they find them, the people sign up for it like american idol, then the ugly from the uglier gets weeded out!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

if i was hot i'd totally do it. just for fun. and stupid stupid me, i keep missing the american idol tryouts. i want to just go there and be stupid... and see if i make it on the WORST OF THE WORST show. haha good times.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i would definitely pay money to see that. do it next time. i would even suffer thru watchin the show just to see you.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh man.. i'd come in wearing like superman outfit.. but with a AS.. instead. and i'll dance and lip sync to Hotel california.

reaf reafOG 2002

I think you defly should,, and seriuosly thai you know youthink your HOT!!, cmon, the 'asian sensation' you shoulda tryd out!,, doin that though man can eaiteh rbe a huge confidence lifter or a slap in the face sayin brutha'man you ugly!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

they'll tell me to grow then come back next year after i hit puberty.
hahah

forrestina #6.2 forrestinaOG 2002

i saw it too...they called her chantilly lace. the people on it, for the most part, are pitiful

ok4now #6.2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

...had a pretty face, a pony tail, hangin down

forrestina #6.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

A wiggle in the walk and giggle in the talk

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

makes the world go round round round

malibu malibuOG 2001

there ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl, make me act so funny, make me spend my money.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

make me feel real loose like a long-necked goose...that's a girl

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh baby that's a what i like.

whoknows #7 whoknowsOG 2003

haha equal parts orange juice... hehe. nitro glyc... hehe.. selling old fat ladies their fat right back to them... hahahaaha.... weeeeeeee

ilikebirds #7.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

hmm whats that from... it's kinda sorta vivid in my mind yet i can't put a name to it. it's like one of those dreams where you remember what sorta happened but not what really happened.

whoknows #7.1.1 whoknowsOG 2003

It was in response to this : "equal parts soap, orange juice, and nitro glycerine when used improperly kills. but it can also be a beautiful thing."...... I thought it was from something and I thought you would know... nevermind!

ilikebirds #7.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no no i know where thats from. it's on the tip of my tongue. arghhh

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I think I know. um, I read the book.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well it's from fight club, but i think it's from something else too. i dont know... it's definately from something else.

ok4now #8 ok4nowOG 2002

it's supposed to be: it's my BODY and i'll do what i wuant!

ilikebirds #8.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ummm sure there old' chap

ilikebirds #9 ilikebirdsOG 2002

will anyone be attending a huge party in maryland soon ? Anyway i can't tell you all how i lived my life, just how i remembered living my life.

deanh77 #9.1 deanh77Founder

I would, but my loser friend never invites me anywhere anymore.

ilikebirds #9.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

tell that loser to shoot himself in the face.

reaf #9.2 reafOG 2002

Huge partys are only perfect events for getting introuble, and just being identified as trouble cause you were there!

ilikebirds #9.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i am trouble. i wish i was a perfect little angel. but i am by no means that.

reaf #9.2.1.1 reafOG 2002

you dont have to go looking for trouble. guilty by association! always remember that!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

then screw it, i'm guilty.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

never admit to anything!

reaf reafOG 2002

yeah really, your obviuosly not to smart there buddy!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i never pretended to be

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

mama always said a stupid is as a stupid does or something like that. i never paid attention to mama.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ilikebirds

HA Forrest Gump now there's something people don't quote for me all the time

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 forrestina

hmm i wonder why not.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ilikebirds

cus they dont wanna get clocked

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

if ur lookin to get at ty...get in line. i owe him some major whoop-a**

reaf reafOG 2002

not you, Thai

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 reaf

the only reason i'd have to admit something is because i'm caught, if i'm caught i might as well admit it. all hypothetically speaking OF COURSE. because i am pure and innocent like a cotton sweater on a weekend morning day on the beach in early spring.

reaf #9.2.1.2 reafOG 2002

and you are hardley trouble!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hahahaha. good to know thats the consensus... lets spread that around !! asap.

reaf reafOG 2002

you know your not trouble, if you were you wouldnt go to the meetings cause it would bother your contiuos! Seriuosly thai, as much as you may want to be a bad ass (coffe shop. refer to link on musings page) Your just not! !

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's all subjective and relative and pretty.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

no, it's pre-ty 

thefunkyfresh #10 thefunkyfreshFounder

ty i love how you puorposely misspell things to give everything you write that "i'm so carefree i don't even give a crap about spelling" feel. I bet you ponder over how you're going to misspell stuff until you find the misspellings that you think seem the most "on the cuff"

ilikebirds #10.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i just love you. i just hate the backspace key. it's a waste of my time.

thefunkyfresh #10.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i know i know. its rough

ilikebirds #10.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

it sucks enough tthat i waste all my stupid time in front of a computer i work why in the world would i want to spend more time correcting my tyuping. ugh ugh. i hate it. i only use the backspace if i totally say a thought thats just not what i want to say. i wish i was outside being a hobo fishing.

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