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rocksupastar by rocksupastar · Feb 20, 2003 · 196 views · Journal

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed
her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

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23 Comments

tesoro #1 tesoroOG 2001

ewwwwww, i'm so repulsed, for no apparent reason.

rocksupastar #1.1 rocksupastarFounder

ya know, those things taste good, im gonna make sure i get the fridge nice and stocked with them.. they are the BESTEST!

thefunkyfresh #2 thefunkyfreshFounder

ahahaha, what a stupid idiot

hunkpapap #3 hunkpapapOG 2003

i heard this years ago......

ok4now #4 ok4nowOG 2002

that is so friggin old...why don't u tell us the one about the priest and the rabbi?

rocksupastar #4.1 rocksupastarFounder

i suppose you dont read the bible too cause thats pretty old as well?

magnum #4.1.1 magnumOG 2001

hahaha good one mike

ok4now #4.1.2 ok4nowOG 2002

wow! you're just SO RIGHT on that one.

i bow to your superior intellect!

i'll be over here if anyone wants me

rocksupastar #4.1.2.1 rocksupastarFounder

yea i know, i rock

delliott101 #5 delliott101OG 2002

Uh, Mike... say Mike... hey Mike... THIS HAS BEEN CIRCULATED VIA E-MAIL FOR YEARS!!!!

forrestina #6 forrestinaOG 2002

i love makin sticky buns with crescent rolls mmmmm

ok4now #6.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i love eatin sticky buns with crescent rolls mmmmmm

forrestina #6.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

brunch at my house on sundays at 10

ok4now #6.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

darn! i knew service would be in the way of something

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

brunch, fam study, then service, then meeting!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

gfyg   

iwz iwz

hehehe, that can stand for way too many things

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

lol   

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

you dont really want me to

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

huh? good for you guys

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahahaha silly JOKING

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

...gonna ship u some clorox for that dirrty mind of urs

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

haha my mind is pure as the driven snow

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