Prankster

Ok, so my bro (Yoda) likes to mess with people, especially at his job. This is a trasncript of a conversation he had yesterday with a woman at the front desk of a daycare center (he does fire alarms).

Yoda: So how much do kids go for around here?

Woman: About $150 a week.

Yoda:Really? What is the monthly rate?

Woman: $550, uh no $600.

Yoda: Great listen i have two kids out the car you can have.

Woman:We'll need you to fill out an application.

Yoda:Forms? I don't fill out forms. Listen one is two and one is three. They're about that age where they are just starting to talk so any info you need you can just get from them.

Woman:Uh, ok well how would you like to pay?

Yoda:Credit card.

Woman:which one?

Yoda:Oshkosh bgosh.

Woman:that's not a card, thats a clothing company.

Yoda:you're right, i'm sorry. I didn't get any sleep, those damn kids kept me up all night.

Woman:you can pay by check.

Yoda:listen, do you want me to go out to the car and get them right now or do you want to just go out there and get them yourself?

Woman:You have them with you now?

Yoda:yeah they're too young to leave home by themselves, so i just bring them to work with me and leave them in the car. I mean they are bundled up and everything.

Woman:are you serious?

Yoda:no i'm not really serious.

Woman: oh i didn't think you were joking.

Yoda: no i am, I'd never leave my kids here.

Woman:WHAT?

Yoda:I'm kidding i'm only 23 and too young to have 2 kids.

Woman:that's not too young.

Yoda:maybe i was raised differently, you know i have to have a wife first.

Woman: do you have a girlfriend?

Yoda:nope

Woman:ok well we'll see you Wednesday

Yoda:ok, bye....