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hit me with the 7 digits

forrestina by forrestina · Mar 14, 2003 · 211 views · · · Laugh

REJECTION LINE


In case you meet anybody who you don't want to give your telephone number to, but you do anyway because you feel bad, try this instead:


If you are a woman/man and are constantly approached by unattractive or undesirable women/men asking for your phone number, give them this number:


Boston: 617-658-7083


New York City: 212-479-7990


Los Angeles: 310-217-7638


San Francisco: 415-356-9833


Atlanta: 770-908-7383


Charlotte: 704-559-4169


Chicago: 773-509-5096


Cleveland: 216-556-0051


Denver: 303-575-1696


Las Vegas: 702-387-2619


Miami: 305-460-3285


Seattle: 206-781-3928


Washington, DC: 202-452-7468


When the guy/woman calls that number, they get a friendly message saying that they were rejected. Call the phone number. It's hilarious. They are all different.

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20 Comments

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

hahaa. listen to the poem. "why? why no friends in high school?"

iwz iwz ·

hahah, "there's always alcohol. sweet, sweet alcohol. and frozen snickers bars."

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

HAHAHA THIS IS SO GREAT!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

hahahaha, i love it! Sal told me about this. One time me and Tina were driving to the beach and there was a car full of guys yelling at us, so we gave it to them...then got the hail outta there.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

where is Sal?? I miss him. He needs to come up.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

go to staten island tonight you fiend. he's gonna be there...(Dock Street Show) i'm still in deciding mode.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

haha sure u are, u know ur goin!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i love the one from LA

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

You should have made this a front page news item!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i didn't know if people would like it...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

It's awesome, if it's not appropriate (which it is) it won't be approved!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

alllllrightythen ;)

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

"can iget yo number baby

hit me with the 7 digits"

-5ive

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

HAHA yes that's what i was quoting--these kids i babysat for loved that song

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

that's a song? i thought it was from arsenio

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i dunno about that but yeah it's a "song" by a boy group

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

yeah, from that show, umm, what's it called...'star search' i think. i've only seen the commercials where arsenio calls for the scores and says hit me with the digits!...i'm guessing that gets old quick.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

either arsenio is really annyoing or his writers are. ugh my sister was watching that show last night.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

this is so funny...this reminds me of an email i got about the 'on hold' message at some beer company. i'll have to look around and see if i still have it...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hahaha ive used this a few times lol i wish i could see the reaction.

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