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hit me with the 7 digits

forrestina by forrestina · Mar 14, 2003 · 197 views · Laugh

REJECTION LINE


In case you meet anybody who you don't want to give your telephone number to, but you do anyway because you feel bad, try this instead:


If you are a woman/man and are constantly approached by unattractive or undesirable women/men asking for your phone number, give them this number:


Boston: 617-658-7083


New York City: 212-479-7990


Los Angeles: 310-217-7638


San Francisco: 415-356-9833


Atlanta: 770-908-7383


Charlotte: 704-559-4169


Chicago: 773-509-5096


Cleveland: 216-556-0051


Denver: 303-575-1696


Las Vegas: 702-387-2619


Miami: 305-460-3285


Seattle: 206-781-3928


Washington, DC: 202-452-7468


When the guy/woman calls that number, they get a friendly message saying that they were rejected. Call the phone number. It's hilarious. They are all different.

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20 Comments

deanh77 #1 deanh77Founder

hahaa. listen to the poem. "why? why no friends in high school?"

iwz #2 iwz

hahah, "there's always alcohol. sweet, sweet alcohol. and frozen snickers bars."

thefunkyfresh #3 thefunkyfreshFounder

HAHAHA THIS IS SO GREAT!

tesoro #4 tesoroOG 2001

hahahaha, i love it! Sal told me about this. One time me and Tina were driving to the beach and there was a car full of guys yelling at us, so we gave it to them...then got the hail outta there.

skaorsk8 #4.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

where is Sal?? I miss him. He needs to come up.

tesoro #4.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

go to staten island tonight you fiend. he's gonna be there...(Dock Street Show) i'm still in deciding mode.

magnum #4.1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

haha sure u are, u know ur goin!

forrestina #5 forrestinaOG 2002

i love the one from LA

delliott101 #6 delliott101OG 2002

You should have made this a front page news item!

forrestina #6.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i didn't know if people would like it...

delliott101 #6.1.1 delliott101OG 2002

It's awesome, if it's not appropriate (which it is) it won't be approved!

forrestina #6.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

alllllrightythen ;)

ekulu #7 ekuluOG 2002

"can iget yo number baby

hit me with the 7 digits"

-5ive

forrestina #7.1 forrestinaOG 2002

HAHA yes that's what i was quoting--these kids i babysat for loved that song

ok4now #7.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

that's a song? i thought it was from arsenio

forrestina #7.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i dunno about that but yeah it's a "song" by a boy group

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

yeah, from that show, umm, what's it called...'star search' i think. i've only seen the commercials where arsenio calls for the scores and says hit me with the digits!...i'm guessing that gets old quick.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

either arsenio is really annyoing or his writers are. ugh my sister was watching that show last night.

ok4now #8 ok4nowOG 2002

this is so funny...this reminds me of an email i got about the 'on hold' message at some beer company. i'll have to look around and see if i still have it...

punkprincess #9 punkprincessOG 2001

hahaha ive used this a few times lol i wish i could see the reaction.

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