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Everybody thinks I'm White

ekulu by ekulu · May 1, 2003 · 403 views · Journal

Everybody who i talk to online or just on the phone think that i'm white, or sometimes even mexican. I dunno why. LOL. oh boy. i guess i might as well go get the MJ operation

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#1 jollycandymanOG 2001

yeah i thought you were white too, sorry

thatdarngirl #2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

you're not white?

ekulu #2.1 ekuluOG 2002

are you joking r serious?? lol no, i is not white. someone yesterday told me she thought iwas white and was upset and said hat she tought she shouldve know by now that i wasnt white. She said i talked white online and sounded white on the phone and that she wouldve never know. She nearly died whe she saw a picture of me. She coudlnt believe it was really me

iwz #2.1.1 iwz

hahah that's so funny dude. i know you're black, but i always picture you as Corey Feldman

magnum #2.1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

haha corey feldman so evil ian

ekulu #2.1.1.2 ekuluOG 2002

ugh lol. young corey or older corey?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

funny corey 

delliott101 #3 delliott101OG 2002

Hmmmmm.... yeah,. you're the whitest black guy I know... ha ha

ekulu #3.1 ekuluOG 2002

lol thanks! i don't know if that's a compliment or what though

delliott101 #3.1.1 delliott101OG 2002

It was a joke.. I'm actually color blind when it comes to that stuff...

ok4now #3.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

dave...i'm really black

ekulu #3.1.1.2 ekuluOG 2002

mm i realized that. u know color blindness is only located in the male part of the chromosome thingy?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i've heard that...my brother's color-blind, or so he claims.

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chuckthecloneOG 2002

i claim i'm color blind

ok4now #4 ok4nowOG 2002

what's wrong with being white?

ekulu #4.1 ekuluOG 2002

nothin's wrong with being white, i'm just not white. but most people i know online think that i am white.

deanh77 #4.1.1 deanh77Founder

you need to drop a few "fo sheezys" here and there to keep them in line.

ilikebirds #4.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

typical

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah, typical!!

beachbum #4.1.2 beachbumOG 2002

when i saw your screen name i immediately thought you were black and couldn't think of you any other color no matter how "white" you talked. haha

ekulu #4.1.2.1 ekuluOG 2002

haha, i gues t's like an african name, i dunno...

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#4.1.2.2 chuckthecloneOG 2002

i have friends with weird names too. one is ubong uedeuiqwere. his brother's name is ekong which is kinda like ekulu. some other names are ime, onochai, ola, and wole.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

where are they from?

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chuckthecloneOG 2002

the uedeuiqwere brothers are from nigeria and so is wole. ola and onachai are high school chums from some french colony in south america (gueana). my sister goes to college in university of carolina charolette and she met them there. i started to hang out with them and they are pretty cool. ubong (ime) is in temple right now and ekong(ek) is just finishing up in harvad law.

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chuckthecloneOG 2002

the uedeuiqwere brothers are from nigeria and so is wole. ola and onachai are high school chums from some french colony in south america (gueana). my sister goes to college in university of carolina charolette and she met them there. i started to hang out with them and they are pretty cool. ubong (ime) is in temple right now and ekong(ek) is just finishing up in harvad law.

forrestina #5 forrestinaOG 2002

if it makes you feel good i never thought about what color you were.

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i thought you were asian. guess i was wrong. well spank me silly, george.

reaf #7 reafOG 2002 stupid

WHO STINKIN CARES --so ridiculous!

skaorsk8 #7.1 skaorsk8OG 2002
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hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 reaf

OMG STOP THAT!!

ekulu #7.2 ekuluOG 2002

whatevahr

starshiptrooper #7.3 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea i agree, it doesnt matter if you were purple....or green...or pink with blue spots.

ekulu #7.3.1 ekuluOG 2002

nobody is saying that it matters, only that it was funny to me that everybody thought that i was. and stop talkin about my purple spots, it's just a rash

skaorsk8 #8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah. there was a convo here. it's gone now.

iwz #8.1 iwz

whoa whoa..did you guys do that?

skaorsk8 #8.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i erased my part. i am not so mature at times.

skaorsk8 #8.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

also, i can be easily provoked.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you guys are lame!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you're mad because you're fat

thefunkyfresh #9 thefunkyfreshFounder

sooo tony gwynn

ekulu #9.1 ekuluOG 2002

that baseball guy?

hunkpapap #10 hunkpapapOG 2003

Ok, you guys ever see that movie hear no evil see no evil w/ richard pryor and gene wilder? There was a part where the blind richard pryor goes (in a crowded subway train) "What do you mean i'm not white!!" This just kinda reminds me of that...

iwz #10.1 iwz

hahaha great movie, great line

ok4now #10.2 ok4nowOG 2002

dave chapelle does a skit like that on his show. he's a blind black man, head of the kkk in this red neck town. no one wants to tell him he's black.

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#10.2.1 chuckthecloneOG 2002

chapelles show is awesome. some of his stuff can be a little stupid but he can be really funny.

hunkpapap #11 hunkpapapOG 2003

If it's any consolation, everybody always thinks i'm something i'm not like greek....

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