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Weddings (Dum Dum Dum Dum)

togatweeter by togatweeter · May 9, 2003 · 411 views · Ask eZabel

a lot of people i know have had or been to weddings. i never been to a wedding before. wat's it like?

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thefunkyfresh #1 thefunkyfreshFounder

Ofentimes an individual my face pressure from their significant other to make a long term committment and get married. However, many people are unsure of what weddings and marriage entail. Here are some movies and shows that should give you an idea of what a normal wedding is like and clear up any lingering doubts about married life in general:


  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding
  • Father of the Bride
  • So I Married An Axe Murderer
  • Married With Children
  • Odd Couple
  • Captain Planet
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

togatweeter #1.1 togatweeterOG 2003

mm, thanks dude. i still gotta see big fat greek wedding. i never heard of those other ones tho.

ilikebirds #1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

You haven't ? wowwwwwwwwwww wooowwwwww wowww wowwww wowowowoowowoowowowowow wooo hoooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhh poooooooooooooooo blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

skaorsk8 #1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

i like how you cited "Captain Planet" as a movie about married life. Becuase re-cylcing is an integral part.

thefunkyfresh #1.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

it does. haha, download the theme song, its so funny. 100X gayer than you remember it

forrestina #1.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

is that even possible. i remember a lot of the words.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

captain planet, he's our hero, gonna bring pollution down to zero!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

gonna help him..put asunder..bad guys that like to loot and plunder.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i used to loooooooove that show so much. gaea, the spirit of the earth, or however u say it. she was nice, but too pagan for my taste

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

we're the planeteers, you can be one too, cuz saving our planet is the thing to do

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

lootin and polutin is not the way

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

here's what captain planet has to say! THE POWER IS YOURS!! lol... so amazingly gay

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

i always thought it was funny that they had 4 elements and then Heart. so very 80s!

legs legsFounder thefunkyfresh

no...the green mullet was gay

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jollycandymanOG 2001 legs

haha! All i can think now is why they gave him that haircut and why i still thought he was cool, even with a mullet

iwz #2 iwz

wow dude, you've led a sheltered life

togatweeter #2.1 togatweeterOG 2003

mm yeah, pretty much. most people say that hehe.

ekulu #3 ekuluOG 2002

I'm goin to a wedding tomorrow, i'll tell you all about it

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's just a bunch of repetitive traditions and stuff of that nature. you know.. conforming to society. stuff like that... but nonetheless cool. errrr what

togatweeter #4.1 togatweeterOG 2003

uhhhh.. i'm not sure if i understand. you used too many big words

skaorsk8 #4.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

don't let thai fool you, he's not as smart as he pretends

ilikebirds #4.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm a genuis of mediocrity. only because i choose to be. and i'm lazy. so what. i have gut. i'm lazy. i hate cute things. and i want to fight everyone i see. because i made fun of mike tyson and i'm still alive.

togatweeter #4.1.1.2 togatweeterOG 2003

lol oh ok, thanks for the warning dude.

thatdarngirl #5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

The last wedding I went to they lit cherries on fire.

togatweeter #5.1 togatweeterOG 2003

poor wittle cherries. they never had a chance

delliott101 #6 delliott101OG 2002

For the bride and groom... STRESSFUL!


For the guests... pretty much a big party.. ranges from a fun party with dancing and very relaxed atmosphere while others are a very rigid and formal dinner party


Of course I'm talking about the reception...

ekulu #7 ekuluOG 2002

yesterday went to a beautiful wedding and reception

punkprincess #8 punkprincessOG 2001

from march- october... atleast 1 wedding per month -- august... 3. yea....

skaorsk8 #8.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i have made a new rule, for every 2 weddings and graduation parties I am invited to, I am only going to 1.

malibu #8.1.1 malibuOG 2001

as to cut down on the present spending money.

thatdarngirl #8.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

you know what ups the cost of spending money? When people throw graduation parties for people who didn't even graduate

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah seriously. like "oh i was home schooled but i get a party anyway." ridiculous. and also, people who are graduating college. you only get one party every 4 years, ok! this associates degree, or "i got my degree in gun repair from sally struthers" is not worthy of a party.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i never got one. i threw myself a bbq that was supposed to be the first annual (i should do one this summer). it was like a secret graduation party.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmmm now THAT idea i like. a secret party. like, where you need a password or a really good dessert to get in.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Would a HUGE bowl of dirt (pudding, oreos and gummy worms) count as a good dessert? Cause I want in on this secret party deal

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wow. stay away from me with THAT. my skin JUST cleared up about 8 years ago and i'm not looking to bring back the acne.

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 skaorsk8

lol yeah. anyone ever been to grease trucks? they serve up some of the most fattening foods ever. like seriously, there's probably a day's worth of calories in their sandwiches. my friends have gotton so much acne from that lol

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

i heard gummy worms stay in your system forever, eep!! *shivers*

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

so many ideas no action

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

u mean i don't get one in october?

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh man,you mean you're not supposed to throw parties for home schoolers????? are you sure? what about if they say that they're graduating a year early and then they just don't can you still have a party then?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

OH!! Such a big problem Julie!!! You gotta make sure Jose is asking him to do something that night cause he was planning something else!!

hunkpapap #9 hunkpapapOG 2003

Oh man i just went to one on saturday. One of the best times i've had at a wedding, but not the best one wedding wise...

hunkpapap #9.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

new pic from the wedding...

punkprincess #9.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

seriously, you really DO reply to yerself constantly.

thatdarngirl #9.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's how he intends to beat me for the #20 spot!!! We'll see who rues the day

hunkpapap #9.1.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

OK, now YOU are starting to piss me off...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what !

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

that's the line. Ty i miss you man. Remind me to tell you the bazillion funny stories i've had since we've talked. I'm going to call you just to hear your voice on the voicemail. PLease tell me you don't still have the i got the phone back but you've still missed me...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

haha your funny stories are the best. i submit that me and you get a room.. and i can lay on the coach while you sit in a chair with one of those fake mustache/eyeglass combinations and you can share stories while i giggle like a little schoo girl. i mean boy.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

cmon you love me.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

DARN IT, you know me too well..

ok4now #9.1.2 ok4nowOG 2002

u cut out some peeps

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