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by leftofcenter
· Oct 27, 2001 · Journal · 111 views · ·

Hey all,

I thought I'd share a hilarious tale of fun in field service. So a few of us were out in service in Edison area the other day and had just gotten back out in the field after a nice lunch break (and about three glasses of water each) when Tina and I discover we both have to pee. Have you ever had to pee so bad that you had no choice but to bounce around and dance like a lunatic? Well...that was the case on this frightful afternoon. Yet, I'm sure all you sisters can relate to our bad rap for having to stop and use the bathroom every ten minutes, so as any good christian sisters would do, we decided to hold it until we'd finished the street. Okay, that was mistake number one. We were managing to get from door to door just fine when all of a sudden Tina trips up the stairs to our next house and her books, magazines and bible go flying everywhere. Now as hard as we tried to stay quiet and keep dignified the laughter started and this was only the beginning. As I pleaded for Tina to get up and compose herself the laughter exploded until I had to squat down on the steps to stop from peein' in my pants. Meanwhile the guys are starting to realize something's up so Tina gathers her things, jumps up, marches over to the guys and yells "WE HAVE TO STOP, I HAVE TO PEE!!", so much for keeping a low profile...

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8 Comments

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahaha, you guys are crazy...

tpham tphamOG 2001 ·

wasn't as hiarius as you said it would be.. YOU LIED TO ME !! you said you were going to tell a hilarios story..LIAR .. revelations 21:8 .


lie again.. and i will have to dominate you with me pectorial fortitude.

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leftofcenterOG 2001 ·

"dominate with ME pectoral fortitude" huh? And when did you get an irish accent?

tpham tphamOG 2001 ·

funny.. think you're miss BILL COSBY now huh.. well i have noooooows for you !!! i am part irish.. where do you think i get my REDDISH back hair and alcoholism from ?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha!! so funny when you read everything in an irish accent!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

ROFL! so funny!

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