man in tights
One day a friend of mine and I were out in field service and went to the last door for the day. It was my friend's return visit. The door opens and his return visit is wearing a T-shirt, knee pads, and.....a speedo. Half the time we were talking to him and looking away. When we get in the car my friend told me that every time the husband opens the door he is cringing because he is usually wearing underwear or a speedo.
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why is this 'news'?
Maybe next time he will be wearing underwear on his head.
Hey..I've gotten naked people before. You would think if you were naked you just wouldn't answer the door! Or even put a towel on..anything. Who comes to the door naked?
hey mike, remember that day we got the "christian scientist?" a nasty old lady in a low low LOOOOOW cut bathrobe... and a few doors down a fat guy in a bathrobe that mini-me would have a hard time squeezing into
yea man.. that was gross... rememeber that couple that brother conway caught in the middle of.. well. you know.... the guy got RIGHT up and came and talked to brother conway.. he said it was the weirdest thing in the world
oh yeah, they were right in the middle of watching an episode of "Friends" ... crazy.
I totally would... But maybe out of decent i'll grab the g string dangling on the door knob and put that on.. but otherwise.. hey if i'm sitting on my couch naked , watching tv and eating a bowl of fruit snacks... why should i have to put on clothes to speak to you
"We're mennnnn... men in tights...."
Anyway, who says service isn't interesting and that it's boring?
not I says the asian.
It's happened a couple of times at the doors, I get naked women....One time me and my friend Jay were out in service and this COMPLETELY naked woman tried to talk to us while hiding behind her FULL LEGNTH glass screen door...it's a wonder more people don't go door to door...
that exact same thing happened to me..only I was not with my friend Jay, I was with my friend Adam
man. with my luck though i get ugly naked, not pretty naked. in service we shouldn't be thinking of such things anyway. although one time my mom and jesse t's dad pat accidentally went out in service in a nudist colony. the guy came to the door in a bathtowel and a weird look on his face and said "do you what this is?" and pat said "well, we weren't really sure" and the guy goes "well it's a nudist colony" so pat says "well, adam and eve were naked, so..."
man talk about an uncomfortable situation
what.. how do you accidently go into a nudist colony... where was this at...? and i dont want a vague description of relative position i want to know the address and the phone number so that i dont accidently walk up in there during service. huh.
Is that the one near the Kingdom Hall? (no joke for all you not familiar with our Hall)
yeah that's the one. and to answer your question ty, part of the complex is just regular apartments and part is a nudist colony, it's weird. they somehow went into the nudist part. i guess the owners just gotta separate the nudies from the prudies. ya gotta keep em separated.
no way..where near your hall is this? not that I want to go or anything like that
you know when you go down that steep hill (drakestown road) and then basically just cross the street, go down the road and the KH is right there? the nudist colony is on the right at the end of the steep road
you know the place across from where all the horsies are.
once out in service we got mooned by these little punk kids who also aimed a gun at us. We got them so busted.
hahahaha... thats sooo funny!!
one time my freind was out in service and the guy came to the door butt naked and wasnt trying to hide it at all! he opened the door as casual as ever and they gave the whole presentation and he took the magazines!! hahaha.
hahahhaha........this is funny!! How about pulling up to a long driveway and having a man tell you next time you visit to honk the horn....to warn...the people in his nudist colony.......it is not a pretty site....*still tramautized*