Flamed i will get :/
by Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place never to return.
A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor, the
door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids". The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they go.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!
So, up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said, "This
floor is empty and exists only to prove that there is no pleasing a woman...... Goodbye."
I thought this was quite funny and didnt know where to post it, and since we haven't had a news story in a while here it goes!
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That's awesome. I'm not sure I'd go as far as saying there is no pleasing a woman though. Some people are completly happy with little things. Getting a McDonalds Hello kitty key chain had me bouncing around for two days because I was so happy..but maybe that's just me. I would have stopped at the first floor I think.
HAHAHHAHA.. i LOVE it... soooo true... greedy little.. hahahhaa.. kidding katie, ur the BEST!!!!!!
how did I know YOU would be one of the first to post a comment on this story? heck, I would have been happy with: a job that pays the bills, good with kids, and romantic.
Are my standards too high for you mike?
yes yes they are, you are too demanding of me.. just LET me sit on my butt all day and watch tv woman!
There is nothing wrong with being a demanding girl friend! or high mantinence..right malibu?
awww. you finally are admitting it.
I didn't admit anything!! I was just saying there is nothing wrong being one of those things if you are.
wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more
Nudge as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
are you insinuating something??
Nah, you won't get flamed, but it was good to see it again... I got this story in my e-mail a while back and it's a funny read... thanks for posting it...