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Locals have knife fight over hairiest butt

iwz by iwz · Nov 15, 2002 · News · 193 views

I thought this story was funny even before I realized it happened in Mansfield!!

Two friends in a bar got into a fight about who has the hairiest butt until one of them got so mad that he slashed his friend on the head.

Police in Mansfield Township, N.J., said Emmanuel Nieves and Erik Saporito were talking with friends Wednesday about their buttocks when the conversation became heated.

This is not a joke! Check out the story on Local 6

P.S. I do have to admit that almost any guy on the earth would win this argument against me. I can't even grow a mustache.

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22 Comments

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hjahaha, wow.. too funny, least my butt is hairy....

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

too much info!!

magnum magnumOG 2001

yep im scared too

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

hairy butts aren't so bad...now hairy fingers?!? *shivers*

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

that's why everyone should shave their hands

malibu malibuOG 2001

lynz, you are so cute, you think everyone should shave everything. hhahhahhaha. but one thing i say is that shaving your knucles is good but not your whole hand. i hate it when i would put on a ring and it might get caught in hair. so weird.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I haven't even shaved my hands lately cause I'm always running out the door to school in the morning but nice shaved everything is good cause it's just nicer and cleaner. It's a disease (I read about it in 17) to want to be hairless and to get rid of all your hair though the example they used was plucking all your hair out, including leg hair and all. That would take too long.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

actually...i know that feeling..i am exactly the same way...ahem...let's just say I fight against a lot of tendencies.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

are you talking about gay tendencies? oh, once when i was like 11 i thought my eyelashes were too long so i tried cutting em, i ended up looking like a freak and i got in trouble too. it was so not worth it

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you ended up looking like a freak? you didn't start out that way?? I think we should make a video where it's a party and everyone is having fun, eating pizza and then we see matt in the bathroom hiding from everyone, cutting his eyelashes and looking like a freak

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

please tell me ur not serious about shaving your hands...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Uhhh..I'm..not serious? OH I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE GUILT! Liars will not inherit God's kingdom. I'm serious.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

I have shaved my hands in the past. Not that they are exceptionally hairy but i don't want them to get that way, do I? No I didnt think so.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

It's fun..I get great joy from it.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

wow! i seriously never heard of that. but after your post, i had to ask other women to be sure you weren't putting me on!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 sux2beme

I haven't met too many people who do it though a few have been inspired to do so after I mentioned it.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

lol. Is Emmanuel Nieves an alias for Bill D?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA! nice janine

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

uh oh... pee wee is in trouble again ... what a sicko

malibu malibuOG 2001

i used to love that guy! he is such a sicko. his true colors comin on through.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

whoa, i didn't know he was 50! that's crazy. pee wee's playhouse was probably my favorite show as a kid too

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

ok...i really didn't need to know about that

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