Delta to run east-coast flights to Florida
by MSNBC reports that Delta Airlines will be starting up a new low-far airline named "Song" that will get you to FL for one-way fares ranging from $79 to $299. This in itself isn't all that cool, but they will be offering in-flight live satellite television, personal touch-screen monitors, pay-per-view, an MP3 audio library and in-seat Internet connections.
How cool is that? Now if I ever actually get to go to Disney World, maybe I'll take that airline so I can surf eZabel from the sky. Nice. haha
USA Today also has a little more information, including pics of the lime green planes. They say, "To boost efficiency, Song flights will attempt to depart gates within 50 minutes of arriving, even at crowded airports like New York's LaGuardia. New bag-handling technology is being installed to speed loading of planes." That's interesting. I wonder what this new bag-handling tech is all about?
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they hired 500 mexican's, each one runs with a bag of luggage to the place from where u drop it off
Hey! I'm Mexican!.... ok not really, but what if I was?... I guess I could get a job at an airport.
Word of advice: don't tell mexican jokes at a wedding where the bride is mexican. especially if you're sitting at the table next to the bride's parents and you're kind of loud sometimes.
she was really mexican or of a spanish decent?
she was REALLY mexican. I know the diff. well.. I'm learning.
yeah seriously it's highly important to know the difference. because not all mexicans are really mexican.
yea and ive heard you dont like mexicans...
Why did the mexican throw his wife out the window?
TEQUILA!
this is the worst joke EVER. Yes. we've found it, after years of searching through back woods country and over fences...the "worst joke EVER" has been apprehended in what is being called the "chase of 2003". Mike Schiano, onlooker, was there when the joke was first discovered. Here's what he is reported as saying.
"I like fat. and cookies. and katie. In that order. WAAHOOOO!"
And there you have it, folks. Another town, made safer due to a menace hopefully being put away for a long, long time.
yeah okay i love you, too....listen is it really necessary to make fun of my jokes because you're insecure about yours?
And if you count to three (one two three)
You'll see there's no emergency
You'll see I'm not the enemy
Just a prisoner of society
come on i'm not insecure...i'm just...ok. i'm insecure. you win. just make jokes better!!
great song. I love that CD.
cha i sing it when im mad at my parents and my mom says what did you just say....and i'm like ohhh nothing
hahaha, thats messed up
Props on that one homesssskillet.