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The Funky Fresh Exposed!

iwz by iwz · Apr 11, 2003 · Lame · 573 views

The Funky Fresh, aka Matt "Flaming" Kelly, has been caught exposing his true self. We all suspected that Kelly couldn't hold in his inner desires for much longer, and this video is here to show you Kelly Gone Wild!



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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

matt, if i was you i would change my name and move to warwick, where you would most likely blend in.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

*coughcougYOU BIG FLAMING HOMOSEXUALcouhgcough* i love you

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

can't veiw it

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

nope me either.

oobiewan oobiewanOG 2003

nope me either and why do i have to write more than 15 words when these two above me dont!! ??

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

cause they are a buncha cheaters!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

naw i didn't cheat-count the characters...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

p.s. i'm actually still trying to figure out how cheaters do that

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hah

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

eyyy that's not funny

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

    

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ok4now

yes it is 

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

=0( not cool at all

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

try

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 skaorsk8

it's

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 skaorsk8

easy

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

you're

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 forrestina

a

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 forrestina

jerk

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 forrestina

.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 forrestina

p.s. that was much easier than anticipated. altho im sure the cheaters do something more fancy than i did.

iwz iwz forrestina

yeah, the trick is to get it without any extra spaces around it, like this:

iwz iwz iwz

.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 iwz

ian's a little to clever for his own good...haha...

iwz iwz skaorsk8

haha, yeah, well turns out you can't get it with no spaces, cause the generated html will always have it, so, forreste, your trick is as good as anybody's : )

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 iwz

yeaaaa baby

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

what are you guys talking about?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

what exactly did that prove

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

i just wanted to know...that's all

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

haha cute

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

It's 15 letters or characters... spaces count.... so I can do....

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

THIS!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

so?

iwz iwz

you need to get trickier than that dave!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yeah even i can put a double break! ;)

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

all hail the html god

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i don't worship false gods

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001

me neither......

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

IT'S JUSTIN TIMBERGAY!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahaha! wow... i am so hot! where did you get that??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i wish i had a camera when you did that at your graduation party.. hahah good times fo shizzle.

reaf reafOG 2002

WOW matt you look so different from the last time I saw you!!, You definatly could be a Justin Timberlake stand-in, cause i was like WOW, is that justin!!??

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

didnt i just see u like a month ago at mtn creek?

reaf reafOG 2002

uhh.. did ya??? I dont remember.

iwz iwz

courtesy of the mystery man in the last frame of the clip

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok why is there a dead body in the backseat??

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Say, Ian.. what happened to keeping it clean for folks of all ages... hmmmmmm? ;-o

malibu malibuOG 2001

i can't get the video, unless there isn't one. but the audio reminds me of briannes graduation party where mike, matt, and some other brothers karokied and had all the coordination dance moves down to this song.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea man we were hottttt

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

to watch this you need windows media player

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

have it-still doesn't work

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well then the problem is that YOU'RE RETARDED!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

stupid is as stupid does

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

if you download the newest version of media player... i think it will work, thats what i had to do...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

alrightythen thanks for the tip =0)

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

talk about desperation

iwz iwz

sure your last name isn't gump?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

You have to do the best with what God gave you.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

and you have to shake what your momma gave you....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HAHAHA that's what mark's workout video says!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

shut up i missed that part

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

No no.. I often have problems d/l'ing videos too from here... system either locks or I get errors...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

there's like, perfect audio in this clip like it's a music video...

iwz iwz

you're right! i wonder if he dubbed it in over the real audio to make it sound better

deanh77 deanh77Founder

no way. thats impossible!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmm...matt DOES have a lot of free time.....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no, toby made this with his camera which has no audio. i think what he did was dub the music over it. thats obviously not my singing

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

"obviously" what is the point of a video camera w/ no audio?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

that's the point genius, its not a video camera. its a regular digital camera that can take short video clips.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think you need to spend another quiet night at home contemplating why you would make a video like this

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

gotta be it 

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i don't appreciate the Matt "Flaming" Kelly mention there ian! jerk!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

then you probably also don't like the name of the file, 'gaykelly'

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i don't even know matt, but this video confirms a heavy ghey factor there somewhere...i mean, the guy knows all the words!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

so what's wrong with that?! nothing gay about knowing nsync lyrics, come on man

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

Hello...hello...hello...come back to us matt...matt...matt...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

not if your boyfriend knows them by heart, then NO, there isn't...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Ok, i meant to comment on it, but this is a genius of a news story. I mean the "true shock and awe" line was great and the 'kelly gone wild' line pushes it over the top...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

although it was sort of dissing me, i have to give props to the sheer genius and planning that went into this, as well as the complementary titles. very nice job by toby and ian

iwz iwz

hahaha thanks guys. we try here at eZabel, we try.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

because we don't have any work to do. and if we do have work, we promptly ignore it.

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