The Turkey Chase!!
by In the true spirit of Ezabel...the half-naked dancing Asian guys...the fat Star Wars kid...Matt Kelly pretending he is Justin Timberlake...I bring you the Annual 2003 Long Island Butterball. It was a frozen 20 pound turkey, highjacked from someone's freezer, no doubt someone's dinner, soon to be utilized in a way no turkey could possibly recover from. It was used, abused, and then tossed away like yesterday's Dunkin Donuts coffee. Much respect to mattyatty for making this video for his sister's high school project.
(you may have to register at webtecky.com to gain access to it. Don't worry, you won't get spammed. Promise.)
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i think everytime anyone has a video camera out, i need to make mention of the fact of how much i hate being on video. yup i really do. i'm glad i'm not in this alot. haha
how bout we host it somewhere like oh say ezabel so we can all get it without signing up
dan, why dont you download it and upload it so we dont have to join the site?
hmmm i think i'd have to get permission from matt for that...
its on the internet thus its public domain, u dont need no stinkin permission
true dat...i'm not joining another spam site
this one is good, its a witness site that shows all the users names as well as their real first and last names. Good job whoever's idea that was!
hahahaha im FAMOUS!
no you are weird, famous and weird are 2 different things :)
i witnessed the WHOLE thing! hahahaha that night was so wacked yet so awesome! did anyone notice im wearing a starbucks apron...and ive never worked at starbucks.
thats cause they made u a honorary star bucks girl cause u drink so much of their coffee!
hahaha how kool would that be right? and i would get freeeee coffee! actually that night jahanna and i DID get free coffee!!! remember?!?!?! that was so kool! and REMEMBER TOO!! we did the "reject" number before we got there. hahahahahahha
haha you guys think you are cooler than you actually are :)
Dan they are cool!
no see the thing is we think we're dorks... thus the fact that we call ourselves such.
Tina your not Dorks, look how cool Jahanna is in this Pic!
is jahanna to the right ?
jahanna drives like an old woman, all hunched over and whatnot
Who's car is that?
it's tina's cabrio. observe the shiny, reflective aluminum steering wheel.
Why isnt Tina driving?
trust me on this very important fact...you never want to let tina drive.
Why, she isnt a good driver??
hahahahaha ;) in the quotes of matt kelly's dad "youll never drive like that with MY kids will you??"
lol... that was too funny
nope thats ryan seit's car actually.
Yeah, what else were you looking at?
attack of giacomo again.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whats that all about Mike!? You know you miss it!
whoa
all jokes aside, Jahanna has the greatest smile on the east coast!!!
ohhh sheesh. come on now.
Was that Carl hitting on another girl?? No It couldnt be!
wow! and to think you thought of that at 2am. SCORE! hahah jk thanks :)
yea that was fun, hahah, did liz tell you she saw those guys again? weird.
That was pritty clever and witty , I give props! :) Good Job!
woah...reaf liked something i was involved in??
yeah she prolly on medication, cause you looked like a pack of mental patients runnin around
LOL! good stuff man
Why is that young man impersonating the way I dance?
turkey in the straw has been stuck in my head all day
who ever the turkey thief in there my sister says he's cute. she wants you to hook her up with the digits baby
that was actually really funny, tina's lines are great... "i saw the WHOLE THING!! he just STOLE IT!!"
I am now 10 times stupider.
10 ? try 50. though i like the premis. friends. camera. parking lot.
good times to be had.
more like 10 to the 10th power stupider!
i just dont appreciate the racial slurs used .
Exactly Ian! I am 11 times smarter now, though. Don't know how that happened.
Maybe you flew too close to the sun! GENIUS!
I know i felt my iq rise as i stopped watching the film....
seriously, does someone have this uploaded somewhere yet? I'm in an incredibly non-creative mood, and can't think of a username.
it was hosted locally i dunno what dan/ian did but it dont see the link anymore, signing up for that site is a waste of time
fo shizzle! u mean none of u file sharin fools have it hosted?
hahahahha, that was SOOO funny.. i liked it, im gonna go home today and make one of my apt...
im totally thinking that alien ant farm's version of smooth criminal is gonna start playin when i watch it...i just keep re-playing and muting it while cranking smooth criminal on my stereo...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That was stinkin hilarious, an absolute classic
Tina you were monumental I LOVE YOU
This has been the only story worth commenting on in yonks
oh and yes i am still laughing!...wait make that KILLING MESELF LAFFIN!
see, i told you it was funny...morons
Who said it wasnt? I thought it was great, its even funnier after nines comment
i showed this to my 5 year old sister thinking she would find the pandamonium funny. her only comment was...."i don't like turkey. i only eat what i like."
well. a woman who knows what she wants. this is new. too bad she's 5, eh giacomo??
"eh giacomo?" you are the one in love with everyone else's relatives. sisters and cousins. yup.
Hey... what 5 year old doesnt know what they want.. if it involves candy or toys, they are in....
i know i'm always late on these things....because i check ezabel every 256 days, but...i need to add my two cents anyway....i'm the one in the jacket...amazing acting, right? Yeah, i was supposed to be on tv...but then they cut my show....roughness