In my EXPERT opinion...
by eZabel is boring. Plain and simple.
WHY you may ask?! hmm... well which would you like, long or short version?
Short version? Ok... well cause im not on here as much cause of work. I am the breath and width and height of eZabel... yes... i said breath.
Long version. Ian in all his "vast" wisdom has chosen to "uprgrade" his "website" in order "for" us to "be" able to have better functionality "and" blah blah blah. This is completely unacceptable. I dont care about all the bells and whistles ian. I want a place to post angelina pictures. THATS ALL I WANT!
Let me say some things that arent needed... ok Food Forum. Um... NOBODY CARES! i dont care about what you guys are cooking for your husbands for dinner. Are you cooking it for ME for dinner? No! SO SHUTUP! Unless im ingesting your new Pumpkin and Bamboon Lasagna with non dairy swiss cheese and a side of artichoke hearts and lamp intestines sauted in a broccoli and urine sauce... DONT TALK ABOUT IT!
Geek Forum... I am not a programmer. I dont know what RAILS is, nor do i care. Does it affect my angelina picture posting? If so, then tell me. If not... SHUT UP!
Where are the GOOD polls? Like... who is hotter Rock Supastar, Rock Supastar, or The hot guy on ezabel named Rock Supastar? THOSE were good!!! BRING THEM BACK!
Um... and the cool people that used to post. Where is Funky, or Hunka or Flower?! CMON! THEY made it fun! I can only hear so much about SpecialK talking about work, or Monster telling people how great Canada is, or Iwz complaing about how crappy the ezabel server is or posting completely useless links that we all dont click on.. REGARDLESS OF IF YOU SPAM THEM TO MY AIM!!!
Ok... so enough with all the problems. What are the solutions!? FIRST and foremost, I want polls. and I want them now. And good ones, no gay ones. Events! Just cause we dont have some LAME calendar working doesnt mean we cant hang out! WHERE ARE THE EZABEL LAN PARTIES!!!! OR MANHUNT GAMES! WE DONT NEED SPECIALK OR SOCALGAL TO COME! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAYS!
bring on the flaming... you cant do anything about what i say on here. Ian cant ban me unless he bans todd, matt, lex and me at the same time. So... BRING IT ON!
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awesome mike!
Sounds like your body is rejecting that sex change michelle
thats not what your MOM told me... last night... when we were hanging out and talking about people that had sex changes last night when we were talking about people... that um... had sex changes.
I'm tearing reading this. hahaha.... Brilliant.
OH MAN YOU ARE SO ENTIRELY AND COMPLETELY BANNED FOREVAAARRRR
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..............
ok i must admit this was true classic supastar!
*annnnd i hate you! we dont need no little game you play in the woods, you fairy! we're on the west coast...we have PLENTY to do.
um cali is boring and arizon has SCORPIONS!!!!
then why were you bawling like a school girl when you left SoCal?? todd totally had to comfort you...member??
I was crying cause i dropped my ice cream cone
its breadth!
Um....ok dude.....I'll shut up then.
I'll beat him up for you.
yeah i know more about your thoughts that anyone else i talk to/meet/converse with on a regular basis, and i've never even asked you a question :)
i was thinking this too
Ok, I get it, I get it. I talk too much about stupid random stuff. It's just nice to, for once in a very long time, feel comfortable enough with a group of people, that you can share those thoughts/information. I didn't realize it was bothering some people.
nah it's not, mike's just trying to stir up contrevorsey. i thought this post was funny though
don't take mike's ramblings too personal. i'm surprised he was even able to put together a coherent thought.
ezabel wouldn't be the same without your random stuff!
:)
i was totally just kidding... my biggest complaint is you all are boring, i figured this story would stir something up... aaaaaaaaand it did
therefore i win.
You are the gayest man alive!! hahaha....
pssst....its mikey...hes lame. he's the guy you just pat on the head and say "just sit there and look pretty" LOL
mike, you are a whiny little fairy
Wait what?!?! This is hilarious =D
I actually started reading it, sat down, and then stood up again.
Good for you (don't get banned) lol!
Check this guy out - how to make Wolverine claws - http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/how-to-make-working-wolverine-claws-without-surgery-204297.php
read the make 'zine blog, eh? I saw this last year. pretty awesome. although I think he should have covered the mechanism with some fake skin or something.
duh. you read the gizmodo blog. whoops. it was on makezine as well.
needs more action shots!
this is the best post in ages. 1 for mike !!! OH!!!
amen!
i was just wondering why there are so many misused "quotation" "marks"
i miss you buddy.
Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read this.
haha, i don't know if i like this comment or this one more:
yay 09/28/2006 02:41PM (#2) [Reply]
Sounds like your body is rejecting that sex change michelle
tooo funny guys.
lamp intestines? Urine sauce? I am the Breath...of eZabel?
You are the bad breath of eZabel lolololol
He is the drool left on Ian's pillow at night.
context clues lead me to believe he meant "breadth"