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What is the weirdest thing about Michael Jackson?

30 total votes · Mar 4, 2003 · whoknows by whoknows
his fake nose, white skin and enourmous eyes? 12 votes (40.0%)
the way his kids have to wear masks and get dangled off of balconies? 6 votes (20.0%)
him saying "I am Peter Pan"? 9 votes (30.0%)
his huge pale hands? 1 votes (3.3%)
the allegation that he has no ears? 1 votes (3.3%)
the latest voodoo spell thing? 1 votes (3.3%)
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16 Comments

skaorsk8 #1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i spend a lot on all the clothes that i got, cause all the freaks that i meet, they all look cooler than me

iwz #1.1 iwz

i'm still, i'm still danny from the block

magnum #1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

and the cow goes m00

skaorsk8 #1.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

you need to stop smoking the pot

skaorsk8 #1.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

ian...NEVER EVER EVER under ANY circumstances am i to be called danny. makes me want to puke out my eyeballs.

thatdarngirl #2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I think this is an unfair poll. We thought chosing on the last one was hard? This is near impossible

ok4now #2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

whatever happened to 'all the above'?

hunkpapap #2.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

what happened to 'how is he still popular'.......

hunkpapap #2.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

i want you to know, from the perspective of a person who had all of the previous options thrust upon him, it was tough deciding which one to relive...

thatdarngirl #2.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

At least it's not as bad as asking us what we should do with Michael Jackson. I still stick with the idea of giving him as a non-human sacrfice to terrorists but others may be torn between that and plain assassination

ok4now #2.2.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i'd sentence him to moving in with the asian sensation...talk about killing two birds

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HAHAHHAHAH ok you amuse me you can live another day

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Or you can Die Another Day

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

if it's alright with you, i'll take door number one

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I didnt know we had doors as options!

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

his nose is just going to fall off one day but that doesn't make him weird--it makes him a celeb. the peter pan thing is definitely off.

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