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if you look at pictures of my mom as a baby she looks just like my sister. most people say we take after our dad more though

Mar 4, 2004

well since they're no so much "husbands" as they are "stuffed animals" i wouldn't worry about the names per se

Mar 3, 2004

nicknames... matt, matty poo, matty poo-poo face, kelly, MK, dirk (for dirk nowitzki the b-ball player... tall white guy for those that don't know b-ball)... i think that's pretty much it some p...

Mar 3, 2004

wow, those were hard ones... and i love the beat-sie boys

Mar 2, 2004

i bought an nsync album and i've been to a britney spears concert. i'm not proud of that.

Feb 27, 2004

just a slight touch of OCD

Feb 27, 2004

i'm AMAZING at hockey. and by that i mean "i've heard of eric lindros"

in thread Hockey · Sports
Feb 27, 2004

haha... never saw the movie so i can't retort. but being that you are skinnier than me, i dont know what that makes you

Feb 27, 2004

yeah... deep thoughts

in thread Funny Quotes · General Chat
Feb 27, 2004

these facts have been mentioned like 8,000 times on ezabel. Nobody cares. get over it.

Feb 27, 2004

except by "funny" you mean "lame"

on poll
Feb 27, 2004

wow! nice job ian!

Feb 25, 2004

i guess it's possible. they moved there like 5 years ago, my aunts husband is an airline pilot, i'll try to find out exactly where they live.

Feb 24, 2004

no unfortunately they're not. but call on them! (i don't know where they live though, i've never been there)

Feb 24, 2004

here's one: Last selection at the ballgame and does never get a pass unappreciated just his first name he's the scapegoat of the class

Feb 24, 2004

i have an aunt, uncle and 2 cousins that live in cincy

Feb 24, 2004

wow, i didn't know that. i would never get a tatoo though. i think they just look so ghey

Feb 24, 2004

and you wonder why you're still single :)

Feb 23, 2004

this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"

Feb 23, 2004

maybe you should try to imitate her style. i know i do!

in thread Angelina · Macking
Feb 23, 2004

actually these are the definition of being WHIPPED!!!

Feb 23, 2004

dont sweat it man, i'm in the same boat as u. never was really natural at that kind of stuff. like talking to girls and such. except i just dont care anymore! yipeeeeeeeeeeee!!! seriously thou...

Feb 23, 2004

Is love when everytime your phone rings you jump because of the remote possibility that it might be that person, even when you know the odds are greater that helen keller would be calling you? Is ...

Feb 23, 2004

i guess at this point you hadn't thought about using the phone book, information, or whitepages.com

Feb 23, 2004

i'm a help desk analyst for Aventis pharma, a large drug company. i'm hoping to transfer to an evan larger drug company in the near future, you may have heard of them... the mafia.

Feb 23, 2004

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