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i know a GREAT cure for insomnia: Get plenty of sleep.

Apr 15, 2004

maybe because i don't see race. i just see people.... as big stuffed animals.

Apr 15, 2004

i got 2!! man i'm horrible! that's just embarrassing

Apr 15, 2004

what the heck is a euphamism?

on journal love much?
Apr 15, 2004

definitely... especially if it is a character from "Friends"

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Apr 14, 2004

haha... sorry, my futile attempt to be funny...

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Apr 13, 2004

i hate when people are rude, esp when kids are rude i hate when you're trying to concentrate (like on a test in school) and somebody needs to blow their nose but they just keep sniffing periodic...

in thread Pet Peeves · General Chat
Apr 13, 2004

i really do not feel the need to go around saying i'm cooler than everybody else here. i mean, why state the obvious?

on journal love much?
Apr 12, 2004

yeah there's some pretty sensitive people on here so i also volunteer for this list.

Apr 12, 2004

black adder was great

Apr 7, 2004

this is such an encouraging story :)

Apr 6, 2004

wow... that is nuts, i'm glad you're ok!

on journal near death
Apr 2, 2004

i am pioneering in may

Apr 1, 2004

"homo" means "same" ... it came from the term "homo-sexual" as in preference of the "same" sex.

on journal Please Explain
Mar 30, 2004

you know, anything times zero is still zero

Mar 30, 2004

August 17, 2072 at the age of 90 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (38%) Horrible Accident (10%) Homicide (9%) Alcoholism (9%) Contagious Disease (7%) Alien...

Mar 30, 2004

I don't have the article in front of me, but i think what it said was "there is room for proper amorous behavior" (then they mentioned that example and how its okay for married couples to display "...

on journal Please Explain
Mar 30, 2004

dan, i would think you were a really cool guy if you didn't write such gay journal entries... WOOOOOWWWWW!! jk man

on journal Who's a true playa
Mar 29, 2004

2 hours a day X 7 days a week, thats 14 hours per week driving. so 200 miles a week / 14 hours per week = an average speed of 14.2 miles per hour. GET OUTTA MY WAY GRANDMA!!!

in thread i have gas · General Chat
Mar 29, 2004

i read it real quick, i thought it said giant's genitals...

on journal 2fat4cleanup
Mar 29, 2004

i agree with that... wow... mnf was awful with him on there

on journal BSS
Mar 29, 2004

you're comment shows how uptight you are, it's just a joke

on poll
Mar 29, 2004

this guy probably some NERD that got caught picking his nose and eating it so he devoted an entire study to cover it up.

Mar 26, 2004

never been to colorado but i definitely want to! las vegas? ehhh... it just all seems so ... surface. i'm all about hanging out with friends. i'm not into the bright lights.

on poll
Mar 26, 2004

nevada can go away... as long as reno and las vegas are still there. not that i have any desire to go to either place.

on poll
Mar 26, 2004

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