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ilikebirds Mar 29, 2004

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/ May 5th 2045 Ty Pham will be dead at 63 years old. So say goodbye to me now... OF COURSE: 19% death from alcoholism 18% cancer 17% heart attack 1...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

August 17, 2072
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Confusion! heehehe how great

yay yayOG 2004

you are winner. you got 90 years. i say we celebrate like we are the last of the mohikans, and rub each other's tummies because we are not wearing anything but these feathers we got from a macy's down blanket that is 50% off

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