Comments by thefunkyfresh

she sounds like a real treat. it's ok, she's not really happy, even if she thinks she is. she'll wake up one day and realize her life sucks. never envy anybody else

when i'm sad i kill a bum. i feel much better and hey, no harm done.

doesn't seattle have the highest suicide rate in the country?

actually, then he won't have a reason to go after women anymore so... problem solved. if though DOES happen again though... i say red hot poker up the pooper.

that's unbelievable. some guys are so cowardly its rediculous. when we were at the convention at a restaurant i saw a guy and a girl eating at a table and the girl had 2 black eyes. i wanted to ...

lol in the movie "waiting for guffman" there's this cheezy guy who thinks he's great at imitations, but he's horrible. he does humphrey bogart and he says "here's lookin at you babe"... lol cracke...

lol, just dont get yourself killed by some psycho... that is a pretty harsh one.

yeah me too, lol

lol, dont worry i'm not like that, its a quote from a show

Not yet!! maybe that's what I'll do tonight...

lol, i think it was partly that i went in expecting different. I usually love ben stiller movies... i have to stand by my ranking

do you realize what you've DONE!? (dumb and dumber)

i went into CVS a couple weeks ago to buy medical tape, and the girl behind the counter looked at me and said "you know, you have beautiful eyes" ... so I said "how old are you?" she said "16" ... ...

its ok dan, i'm not mad at you. you're not worth it. hahaha... jk dan, you're worth it

just something i needed to get off my chest, i feel good now :)

and I appreciate that dan!

please. just let this all die already. Lucas has got to be THE greediest man alive. anybody see the mad tv episode where they were making fun of him? hilarious. link anybody?

looks good! the color definitley suits you

here's a fav: "UH-OHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

the "unabridged" version. there's no S. Morganstern, there's no unabridged version. It was just something the author made up

that's not very smart thinking. it's always good to plan ahead. just ask somebody who has to work until they're 75 just to get by if they wish they had planned things a little better, i think you...

lol, i know you know that's not real

not sure if they do or not, Aventis does, but not my contracting agency i dont think

Hey ian, can you give me some info on starting a 401k, or did you do it through your company?

i probably would be gay, but i'm not neat enough to attract any gay guys. so i'll have to just be straight, oh well