Comments by skaorsk8

it's been here. you were clearly distracted by working at some JOB. How lame!!

listen, you've had a whole lifetime to grow past 5 feet and get a car that isn't a jetta, and you've failed on both counts. PLUS, you're still friends with jahanna. get yourself on track, then we c...

yeah, too bad the rich men are all midgets. oh wait, that probably works out well.

yes! i have been here for many many many many years, so i demand spaces!

because they would have to be half nekid, or wearing scuba suits. no one is attractive in a scuba suit. except for the one and only dave llanos! (that's me!)

WHERE ARE THE SPACES IN MY NAME!!

see, mine is, take an average girl, make her 5'6, BAM! i'm attracted.

hahhaha...what a nutcase.

you two are a real hoot. clearly, someone left the door to the looney bin open.

HAHAHHA that is NOT at ALL how it happened! you guys are sickos!

incidentally, dave came up to me and asked if i had been impersonating him throughout the internet, and at various parties...i told him, "dude, watch out for a mexican named raoul from cranberry, b...

i am dave llanos!!

yes. that short girl who follows you everywhere screaming.

hahah i think you need a better accomplice

yo! i'm mexican! watch out, brad pitt!

HAHHAHAH courtney, i am having perhaps what can only be described as a day "worse than having to listen to spanish music at a spanish wedding", but that made me laugh heartily. thank you. from the ...

hahaha you're still mad over the "jahanna poking herself in the forehead with a giant pencil" incident

i think she means that game that required removal of clothing...this is coming back to me now in a horrible memory.

wait..hold on...yeah, i don't care.

yo i want a cd of quarter past eight's performance... you think if i call the place, they'll hook me up?

in my opinion, jahanna started out cracked...what a psycho

maybe he's never been on ezabel? just a thought. why not tell him to sign up?

what little car game?? whatchu talkin about

"hi, my name is forreste, i know how to close anyone's sunroof, just give me your keys"<BR><BR>5 minutes later..."umm. your sunroof doesn't work"

also, it helps if you don't own any striped clothing. that is equally important.