you two are a real hoot. clearly, someone left the door to the looney bin open.
yeah, i'm so excited about the new cable modems. I've stopped biting the guards since we got optimum.
yes! i have been here for many many many many years, so i demand spaces!
umm, does one year really qualify as "many many many years"?
listen, you've had a whole lifetime to grow past 5 feet and get a car that isn't a jetta, and you've failed on both counts. PLUS, you're still friends with jahanna. get yourself on track, then we can discuss my "many many many many years".
The level of sarcasm in here is so intense . . . I can't help but love this place . . . oh ezabel, where have you been my whole life?
it's been here. you were clearly distracted by working at some JOB. How lame!!
milt, it's too bad you didn't run while you had the chance. i see it's efffected your central nervous system...ezabel is like ebola except with less bleeding from the rectum.
ah, but bri . . . don't u think I fit in here? you know as well as anybody of my love for sarcasm . . . are there subliminal messages in these posts or something?
5'5, navy jetta, and i never called her a friend ;)
ohhhhhhhh, that's IT! no more playing with my cat for YOU!
eww, playing with your cat? haha, is that what you call backing up over it repeatedly?
that could be taken multiple ways. anyway, tinser, forget her cat. i have cat and shes called Jazzy. you can hold her like a baby.
Jazzy is CRAZY! but she's always trying to escape, as if you guys are holding her hostage against her will . . .
not anymore, bro. we have her hiiiigh as a kite on cat nip, walking around, layin' about, stumbling around doing twirlies like a deranged feline flower child. and also we're getting a kitty! my cousins cat had kittens and we're gettin' the runt. she's totally black with white boots. bless her lil kitty soul.
awwwwwwww . . . really? kitties are SOOOOO cute . . . and for somebody who's not a cat-lover, Rosie sure has warmed up to 'em . . . and maybe u should start callin Jazzy "Jizzle" instead since you have her stoned all the time . . .
you have never met my cat...my cat is the most docile cat ever...he's the BEST!
your cat would taste good on my dinner plate with some egg foo young . now shut it. no more cat talk.
after all i do for you...this is how you repay me...you better sleep w/ one eye open in aruba.
you better sleep w/ your clothes on in aruba.
never met your cat, but i wrote on the wall in your closet.
my cat is pure evil
aww yea!! soo long ago! that was when you sal and kevin came over..was that when we all sat in my backyard in the middle of the night freezing to death singing songs while sal and matt played guitar? haha
nah, we met people and went to this italian resturant where someone you knew worked and then we went to some gathering...it's all so very blurry now. i remember michael dela was sad because he accidentally hit some girl in the face and gave her a mark. and and and, i don't remember anything else...this was like five years ago..
why do you always refer to it as she?
Courtney, it is BOTH and NEITHER all at the same time...it changes sex spontaneously in a single sex environment.
i HATE your cat, and all other cats. So...you know if you wanted to scare the kid, you could have pulled a gun