Comments by ilikebirds

I'm going riding saturday night.

For some reason this popped into my head. A bunch of hoodlums were swinging aroudn this pole and it seemed like a load of fun.. so about 10 people did it.. As i patiently waited my turn. THen i cha...

-> When Tpham used to be funny.

ahhh he's stoeln another girl from me. he'll rue the day that funky fresh

you all never been around 5 monkeys have you, they tear stuff up like they are on constant speed pills. i'd never be stuck in a room with 5 monkeys. plus after a million years they can write shake...

yo i'm not perverted. michael jackson is perverted. billy bob thonrton is perverted. tom cruise is perverted. ME.. i'm happy

professors never take me seriously.. so i never give them a real excuse anyway.. i just say " yea my babys mamma just found out i've been cheatin' on her so i wont be able to make it today " follow...

nannys are hot. i wish my mom would hire me one

i was only kidding. dont hate me. hug?

yea . what he said

hahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahah..... (sorry i had to , you asked for it)

imagine have butt implants and sitting on the throne.. like.. you're really not sitting on the throne.. you're sitting on the implant that is sitting on the throne. wow. never mind. it's getting to...

have you been cutting thin slices into your biceps so they grow faster? if not.. you better. because i've been doing it since 12yrs old

BAD FISH... best sublime song... there greatest hits cd is good too. good times with that stuff.

hahhahha this guy. you have to tell that to Ed

yea i got bicep surgery the other day... you should feel them.. rock hard biceps. i'm like popeye now. i carry around a can of spinach so people really think i worked hard for my muscles.. i dont w...

so were they jimmy deans? or the polish kielbasa's.. i love kiel basa.. man.. why wasn't i invited to this party... did you just walk around drinking beers and eating sausages.. like oktoberfest!ma...

SPORTSCENTER. it's recognizable everywhere. dun dun dun dun

Jewish Women? .. nah... i'm a JM though.. jewish man

sorry if i acted strangelt around you. you're intimidating

by pointing out that the word is here.. you get apoint ? is that what it is

well take this.. i was there for his central park gig.. and i was backstage.. and he almost touched me. but then i got thrown out. twice.

yup highschool was like.. heaven, minus the wings, halos and chicken dances

yea my lockers were decorated with opened bags of chips, dirty gym clothes, rank sneakers, and socks

he should say dookie. i love saying that out loud.. like.. at a party.. so others can hear you " man!, i gotta take a mean dookie"