Comments by ilikebirds

yea but i think this only works if you both are witnesses. worldy chicks just dont understand what it is i'm trying to do... makes for awkward situations.. watch what? i am awake !

i'm not big on all this band crap.. or want to be solely because i broke my kazoo.... but THIS band has talent.. seriously from what i've heard.. the best band out there... gotta give 'em proppssss

jeremy's a good guy. can't take any credit away from him for being one of the most easy going'est cool guys ever.

it's like a curtsy. but not at all

I call my mom and we always chat on line at certain times. BUT were are NOT dating!! hmm.. i dont think..

and when i say " as long as she can make scramble eggs" i really mean.. "who cares what she's cooking as long as she wears one of those 'KISS THE CHEF' aprons."

i've never had nyquil either. i never take medicine anyway. i just suck it up. last time i popped an advil or tylenol must have been when my mom was still cutting them in half to give them to me w...

i dont know.. i think about 100's of thousands of years without showering they'd smell real bad.. and i dont like being friends with those who smell

forget the singing. i want massages.

wait wait.. guys beat up girls ? or girls beating up girls? better not have been dudes.

I'll keep that in mind.. as long as she can make scramble eggs. lifes good

she's definately on my top ten women i'd love to play golf with list.

What james bond was lucy liu ever in? me no know.

scared? what are you a wuss.

pee pee/ pencil sharpener fred flinstone/my bed kidney stone/ barbed wire liver/ black hole

can't believe that party i cancelled.. and they aren't gonna come down. oh well

my mind is off limits. but i'd sooo love to go into gidgeys mind

good thing you CAN'T have <b>MILK !</b>

eww what kind of gay football team is that. ewww

good thing i dont have tea for breakfast

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yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

gues you have to sdisown me as a freind woo hoo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stop hitting non her before i drop kick you

yo pasta is reallly gooot i love parsts and i love food