Comments by ilikebirds

Duude you talking about ARTHURS in hoboken? no way. i love that place.. a 24oz juicy steak.. with a liter or a liter and a half of beer ! it's amazing... those glasses are so big. thats the way...

I'm already one of those. I love female humans. i'm good. i need something else.

you need vitamins... chug down like 4 vitamins a day... and do push ups. you will never get sick that way. and when you are sick.. drink lots of alcohol. it kills all germs.

yea i haven't gotten a facial in 2 days.. and my toes... ugh.. they haven't been pedicured in 3 days. ugh.. i feel like i've been living in the jungle..

someones always sick in the valenti family. whaaaaats goingggg onnn

pickles are amazing .vlasic classic stackers ... crsipy pickles .. that taste great. soo good in a tuna sandwich or with some spaghetti and fish

Well the word " BRA " came from the titaness Brazeon. Who Zeus fell in love with since she was well endowed. But She being a titaness wanted nothing to do with Zeus - since they titans and the oly...

apparently i did , DIDN'T I. punk. ask yourself. is this your lucky day?

i saw the commercial about 10 times.. but everytime i caught it.. .it was them panning away from the island.. and him punching the guy in the face later... i never saw the whole set up with the mes...

my GQ cover hasn't been published yet... well it hasn't even been taken yet.. but just give it timmmme

Kate beckinsale is reallly cute... <img src="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030916/i/1063688427.2147655774.jpg"> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030916/170/5a3x6.htm...

because pants were invented basically like sleeves. they pulled up one at a time on each legs.. and the modern day zipper was once a full zipper connecting the two sleeves.. all the way around. no...

HAHA. welcome to my every day.

guess this is a way of saying " ty, move on." .. i see how it is.

yea just AIM each other. geez.

NO you are not special <font color=red> New</font>

sorry man. i could have done better.. but i'm under pressure and my ankle hurts.

number 1 - it'd be really boring during the hours of 9am-5pm every monday thru tuesday. However i'm changing that soon. number 2 - it'd definately be more boring during the hours of 5.01pm-8.59am ...

and you are why i sleep with a smile

you are absolutely right.. however replace... 'iron spikes' with 'little heads of kittens' and instead of ' and , i heard you like to ride in the nude' with ' and, i like to watch you ride in th...

point is... it's constanting pain to the babymakers. alright.. no camels. no zebras. no giraffes. just clysdales.. that only gallop. the dont trot, walk, crawl ... occasionally jump... but really o...

phenomenal spelled phanomenil

how could hillary duff be two different people

isn't that the point.. to confuse the heck out of her.. so she goes to bed thinking every night " does he love me ? or not , i dont know but i will continue to serve him and take care of all his n...

one covering your buttocks.. the other over your face.. and it's always filled with poo