Would you rather be a women that was forced to wear a PAIR of depends and skirts the rest of her life? Or a Man forced to gallop on a horse for 3 hours everyday...?

if I'm going to ride the horse, do I get a saddle? can I wear a cup? can I ride a camel instead of a horse sometimes? Ooo, and an elephant sometimes?

point is... it's constanting pain to the babymakers. alright.. no camels. no zebras. no giraffes. just clysdales.. that only gallop. the dont trot, walk, crawl ... occasionally jump... but really o...

tai, I heard that your saddle might have iron spikes in it! Rusty ones!! And sometimes instead of a saddle of sandpaper, you have a saddle of ant heads. AND, I heard you like to ride in the nude.