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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Would you rather be a women that was forced to wear a PAIR of depends and skirts the rest of her life?

Or a Man forced to gallop on a horse for 3 hours everyday...?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

what exactly do you mean by PAIR!? two whole sets(two pairs) of depends? or 1 pair of depends--like a pair of pants.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

one covering your buttocks.. the other over your face.. and it's always filled with poo

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

if I'm going to ride the horse, do I get a saddle? can I wear a cup? can I ride a camel instead of a horse sometimes? Ooo, and an elephant sometimes?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

point is... it's constanting pain to the babymakers. alright.. no camels. no zebras. no giraffes. just clysdales.. that only gallop. the dont trot, walk, crawl ... occasionally jump... but really only capable of galloping. and a saddle made of sandpaper.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

tai, I heard that your saddle might have iron spikes in it! Rusty ones!! And sometimes instead of a saddle of sandpaper, you have a saddle of ant heads. AND, I heard you like to ride in the nude.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

you are absolutely right.. however replace... 'iron spikes' with 'little heads of kittens' and instead of ' and , i heard you like to ride in the nude' with ' and, i like to watch you ride in the nude'

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

lol, soooooooo funny! I was hoping you'd be able to work with that

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

sorry man. i could have done better.. but i'm under pressure and my ankle hurts.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

that sounds good to me

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i like riding horses

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

yes, but, look @ the question..It says would you rather be blah blah, or, a "man forced to ride a horse 3 hours a day"...so it goes beyond just riding the horse, you'd have to get transformed into a guy too..wait..lol...this might not be a negative thing to you either..don't you like wish you were a guy or something?..I think you're doing just fine as a girl, lol...& plus being a guy isn't all it's cracked up to be...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

woohoo, i get to be a guy and ride horses all day! What a life!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

why is it a PAIR of panties, but just ONE bra?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

because pants were invented basically like sleeves. they pulled up one at a time on each legs.. and the modern day zipper was once a full zipper connecting the two sleeves.. all the way around. not until Robert Panteon invented the sown together version of the first pants.. ding ding

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

but why is it only one bra?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Well the word " BRA " came from the titaness Brazeon. Who Zeus fell in love with since she was well endowed. But She being a titaness wanted nothing to do with Zeus - since they titans and the olympians fought.. blah blah in the before time, the long long ago - anyway... Since Zeus is very jealous etc.. he punished the titaness Brazeon by disfiguring her and only giving her one bubby. ANd thus we today have ONE BRA and the other word derived from TITaness. thank you come again.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

hmm...come again to where...because i didn't get any egg rolls out of this conversation.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

haha, dude, you are the master of evading the answer to questions, I love it..ambiguity should be at the very least your middle name

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

who said anything about pants?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

apparently i did , DIDN'T I. punk. ask yourself. is this your lucky day?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

that would be so much funnier...correction, that would BE funny if you said it right.

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