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ilikebirds Sep 16, 2003

Would you rather be a women that was forced to wear a PAIR of depends and skirts the rest of her life? Or a Man forced to gallop on a horse for 3 hours everyday...?

ok4now Sep 16, 2003

why is it a PAIR of panties, but just ONE bra?

ilikebirds Sep 16, 2003

because pants were invented basically like sleeves. they pulled up one at a time on each legs.. and the modern day zipper was once a full zipper connecting the two sleeves.. all the way around. no...

ok4now Sep 16, 2003

who said anything about pants?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

apparently i did , DIDN'T I. punk. ask yourself. is this your lucky day?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

that would be so much funnier...correction, that would BE funny if you said it right.

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