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ilikebirds Sep 16, 2003

Would you rather be a women that was forced to wear a PAIR of depends and skirts the rest of her life? Or a Man forced to gallop on a horse for 3 hours everyday...?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

why is it a PAIR of panties, but just ONE bra?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

because pants were invented basically like sleeves. they pulled up one at a time on each legs.. and the modern day zipper was once a full zipper connecting the two sleeves.. all the way around. not until Robert Panteon invented the sown together version of the first pants.. ding ding

tinser tinserOG 2002

but why is it only one bra?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Well the word " BRA " came from the titaness Brazeon. Who Zeus fell in love with since she was well endowed. But She being a titaness wanted nothing to do with Zeus - since they titans and the olympians fought.. blah blah in the before time, the long long ago - anyway... Since Zeus is very jealous etc.. he punished the titaness Brazeon by disfiguring her and only giving her one bubby. ANd thus we today have ONE BRA and the other word derived from TITaness. thank you come again.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmm...come again to where...because i didn't get any egg rolls out of this conversation.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, dude, you are the master of evading the answer to questions, I love it..ambiguity should be at the very least your middle name

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

who said anything about pants?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

apparently i did , DIDN'T I. punk. ask yourself. is this your lucky day?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

that would be so much funnier...correction, that would BE funny if you said it right.

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