Comments by ilikebirds

I'm afraid to go into this forum at work.. because i know some guys gonna walk around and think i'm looking at pictures of chicks all day. which..well.. is sometimes true

because you want me, but you're not young enough

a 'friend' i know actually overdosed on heroine/crack... and they found that video in his vcr. wasn't good.

Do you know what PAPA ROACH reminds me OF ?

i think i want cartman to be my child. watch out for charlies in the trees. hahah

this guy. YOU .. hahaha.

i guess you both beat me because i swas gonna do the same thing... here http://msn.com.com/2100-1104_2-5073004.html?part=msn&subj=ns_5073004&tag=netcal??DI=21&PI=7327&PS=66948

Finally finished the da vinci code.. took me three days. thats a new record. for a guy who used to hate reading . anyway .. the book was 5x's better than prey. the ending was sorta kinda expected.....

is the signature similiar to my handwriting? because.. i signed a bunch of crichton books and sold them to little girls

whoa whoa.. what was all that ' i love you ' talk... whoa whoa

how about you be a flight attendant instead. and get me peanuts.

yea they are great at killing germs and bacteria and viruses. if you ever get a cut on your hand and it's infected.. stick your hand in the microwave for about 3 seconds.. and BAM no more infection

whose fault is that ?!?!

what about real guns? but instead of bullets.. water?

her bosoms? <span>

150 was so much better. sucks.

I remember when i was 3 years old... i ran through the park.. and i thought to myself that 'if you run slow when you are heavy' .. then you'd run faster ' if you were lighter' .. so i took off all...

THat was the most important fact i learned through highschool. Geeky friends are the best... copy your homework... hook you up with tricks for passing...ok ok.. cheats. whatever. they ruled.

die. seriously. <span>

i have 14 new books... plus biblie literature.. soo... hitchikers guid to the galaxy.. has go to wait. and no you didn't get me back into reading.. You got me to start. before that all i'd ever...

i'll tell you in 19 years... whoa... snap.. 19 years i'll be 40 ? holy crap... i'm so old. wowww

I'm half way through the da vinci code.. and maybe i can finish today.. wow.. this is unheard of.. i hated reading... but once i got a copy of the prey from deanbag.. i liked it.. anyway.. the da v...

begging has no place in the world for a princess... get up. However massaging my back does. get over here now!

sorry. just pictured you on a no carb diet... and to enjoy some bread.. you popped it in the microwave for 10 seconds and said.. " ahhhh nice.. carbs all gone" and then began to eat

on the computer? what are you... doogie howser?