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i don't care how insane Tom Cruise is -- i'm seeing this. it was directed by J.J. Abrams. creator of Alias and Lost. we'll see how well he translates from doing above average tv to doing huge over...

Mar 7, 2006

awww, no. you could take some lessons.

on poll
Mar 7, 2006

GARY!!! HAAAAA.

Mar 6, 2006

because you girls are astute

Mar 6, 2006
Mar 6, 2006

sex, drugs and toxic waste

Mar 6, 2006

no. no. NO. just -- no. now that i've taken time to reflect -- NO. still no. not now. no. uh-uh.

Mar 6, 2006

holy crap. can i come!?

Mar 6, 2006

AHHHHHHH, this is so funnnnyyyy. I love the Hork.

Mar 6, 2006

i love a girl's collarbones. sternums? nooooo.

Mar 6, 2006

I watched the show last night to see how Jon Stewart did. I liked him. Too bad the audience didn't. Of course Ben Stiller cracked me up. Same with Ferrel and Carell. Pretty funny. I love the...

Mar 6, 2006

yeah! the internet really chaps my butt cheeks

on journal Clingy
Mar 6, 2006

We've SEEN three so far. The title card on the orientation film said 6. So, I'm guessing theres at least 6.

Mar 6, 2006

turned him from rock supastar to sleazy carsaleman in two seconds flat.

Mar 6, 2006

Theres are SIX bunkers total.

Mar 5, 2006

that i am. that i am.

Mar 3, 2006

Good call, Di.

Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob...

Mar 3, 2006

i think it'll get a comment from the big boys soon. watch out. i miss my page tho. it was devoted to Toshiro Mifune and the movies he's done with Akira Kurasawa. anyway, there are different,...

on journal Clingy
Mar 3, 2006

ewww, yesss!!!

on journal Clingy
Mar 3, 2006

when i think of mike i think of experiments with facial hair going . . . dead wrong

Mar 3, 2006

why?! is it because of that old pic?

Mar 3, 2006

it's my understanding that the organization feels it's a serious cause for concern. i had a myspace and i deleted it to avoid trouble.

on journal Clingy
Mar 3, 2006

nah, didn't catch that one. i like ANY episode with Sandy, that underwater squirrel girl. cracks me up.

Mar 3, 2006

i've watched the show more than a few times and it's pretty funny. the animations are varied and unique. i see A LOT of tv and i say "i could have written that better." but this is one of those...

Mar 3, 2006

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