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don't get me wrong, shawty, i don't take you seriously. but if you don't really want answers then why do you ask questions?

on journal Hot Dogs
Mar 23, 2004

google her! lazy.

Mar 23, 2004

in some ways, she is. she won't even let me read any books she owns. and i'm her boyfriend!

Mar 23, 2004

if there were no hotdogs there be some other porky processed food to replace it. hotdogs are the low grade nasty thing that no one feels bad about eating. if yankee stadium got blown up, that w...

on journal Hot Dogs
Mar 23, 2004

yikes! this is the GAY version of "don't hate, congratulate." i can totally see richard simmons saying this.

Mar 23, 2004

it's a shame you people gotta bite, but i can understand cuz it sounds so nice.

Mar 23, 2004

word up. i'm not the picture of health, but i did 50 in a minute too.

on poll
Mar 23, 2004

ooh! that's a threat! bring it on!

in thread JWmatch.com · Macking
Mar 23, 2004

and we all know Gab can't cook. or defrost pasta. haha.

in thread JWmatch.com · Macking
Mar 23, 2004

steady, padawan. i see your problem--you need to learn how to talk to girls. old and young.

in thread JWmatch.com · Macking
Mar 23, 2004

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frankie: Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Mar 23, 2004

MINE! F6 - and you thought an F5 was bad, eh? Paul Rueben - trench coats Bungle- Mr. Bungle! FLower- the orchid theif Vert- ramps Dingleberrys- hairs covered in...dhuman waste, not cool. ...

Mar 23, 2004

awesome idea!

Mar 23, 2004

Endor Computer Associates, or maybe even Jawa Computer Repair and Droid Whole Salers!

Mar 23, 2004

yeah, it is. but some conservatives are against that term and have made motions to eliminate it from computer terminoly and shorthand lingo.

Mar 23, 2004

easy answer! balance, in this world, is among the most impossible things to attain!

in thread Courtship · Macking
Mar 22, 2004

nah. i'm not old.

on journal
Mar 22, 2004

HA! i don't get jollies from speed anymore. it's pretty juvenile.

on journal
Mar 22, 2004

blah blah blah

on journal
Mar 22, 2004

magnum thinks he's vin diesel and he's "tricking his ride."

on journal
Mar 22, 2004

a couple of awesome thoughts. never thought of it that way.

on news The NS-5
Mar 22, 2004

exactly

on journal
Mar 22, 2004

i can't endorse these games enough. you'll never play a game with a more captivating story. it's all very cinematic too. beautiful stuff.

Mar 22, 2004

PERFECT TIME to jump aboard. Twin Snakes takes the first MGS game [originally for PS1] and tweaks the story and updates the game technology. Beat this and then play MGS2: Sons of Liberty. Then y...

Mar 22, 2004

you guys sound like a couple of mixed up valley girls.

on journal
Mar 22, 2004

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