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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

if there were no hotdogs there be some other porky processed food to replace it. hotdogs are the low grade nasty thing that no one feels bad about eating.

if yankee stadium got blown up, that would be terrible. people who hate the yankees won't care.

i don't know why they steralize the needle for lethal injections. it's just a formality, i think.

and as for the CD questions: they make 'em hard to unwrap because it deters theft.

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

i commend you on your serious answers to those questions...ur a better person that i

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah I'm suprised you got serious answers myself.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

don't get me wrong, shawty, i don't take you seriously. but if you don't really want answers then why do you ask questions?

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

shawty...o man im a guy...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

no, you're not

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

o yea....wait no no wait. yea im a guy

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

its...called..........SPAM! now thats gross!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hey spam is the #1 delicassy in hawaii....you can go to McD's out there and order spam with fries....lol

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

SPAM!! THE MIRACLE MEAT!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hey don't make fun of spam, that stuff is great!...i can like eat it all day(fried of course, on a sandwich, w/cheese)...if things go my way, and spam inc. actually responds to the millions of letters i've sent them over the years, you will soon go to the supermarket and see

Spam Flavored Ice Cream
CK-Spam(a fragrance for the Spam love'n women)
Spammle(kinda like snapple, except it incorperates the salty goodness of spam, liquified for your beverage delight)
Spam Scented Car Freshener

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i can't get past the gel substance in the can.....YUCK!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh really?..well, i'm sure you'll be happy to know that that spam gel is going to be packaged & marketed as extra-hold hair gel!...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i'm SO ready to hurl.....LOL

perrin perrinOG 2004

A couple years ago when we had a snow storm we told my brother in-law who is from TN about how everything was sold out at stores except the spam and he said that if it was down there the Spam would have been the first thing gone from the stores. Southerners love them some spam.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

why, why, WHY?????? ewwwww....

perrin perrinOG 2004

I have no idea why. I personally think the stuff is nasty but that's what he said. So gross.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it's made in chernoble

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

to get me to eat it at dinner...they said i'd grow up like bruce gin-ner...(who is that??)

malibu malibuOG 2001

my mom made spam one night when my grandmother was over and my grandmother just turned to me and quietly told me that she hadn't eaten spam since the great depression.

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