Hot Dogs
by So my mom came home from work tonight after I got back from class, and she asked me if I had had dinner yet. "No Mom I havent," was my reply. In response to my answer she offered me some left over hot-dogs. I dont really like hot dogs so I turned those down and instead I made some chicken nuggets with corn. Wonderful, it really was.
Anyway this has all got me to do some serious thinking...
1. What if there were no more hot dogs?
2: Better yet...what if Yankee Stadium got blown apart?...wouldnt that be terrible.
3: Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
4: How come i cant ever get the wrappers off the cds quickly?
5: And when i get the plastic covering off, how come they still have that stupid sticky tape across the top, as if it isnt enough with just the plastic?
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if there were no hotdogs there be some other porky processed food to replace it. hotdogs are the low grade nasty thing that no one feels bad about eating.
if yankee stadium got blown up, that would be terrible. people who hate the yankees won't care.
i don't know why they steralize the needle for lethal injections. it's just a formality, i think.
and as for the CD questions: they make 'em hard to unwrap because it deters theft.
i commend you on your serious answers to those questions...ur a better person that i
Yeah I'm suprised you got serious answers myself.
don't get me wrong, shawty, i don't take you seriously. but if you don't really want answers then why do you ask questions?
its...called..........SPAM! now thats gross!
hey spam is the #1 delicassy in hawaii....you can go to McD's out there and order spam with fries....lol
SPAM!! THE MIRACLE MEAT!
hey don't make fun of spam, that stuff is great!...i can like eat it all day(fried of course, on a sandwich, w/cheese)...if things go my way, and spam inc. actually responds to the millions of letters i've sent them over the years, you will soon go to the supermarket and see
Spam Flavored Ice Cream
CK-Spam(a fragrance for the Spam love'n women)
Spammle(kinda like snapple, except it incorperates the salty goodness of spam, liquified for your beverage delight)
Spam Scented Car Freshener
i can't get past the gel substance in the can.....YUCK!
A couple years ago when we had a snow storm we told my brother in-law who is from TN about how everything was sold out at stores except the spam and he said that if it was down there the Spam would have been the first thing gone from the stores. Southerners love them some spam.
my mom made spam one night when my grandmother was over and my grandmother just turned to me and quietly told me that she hadn't eaten spam since the great depression.
well if the stadium got blown not only wouldn't the city have good hot dogs, it also would be devoid of good baseball...
oh snap!!! that was good!!
i hate that about CDs (and DVDs)... so annoying
my solution to quickly unraveling these pesky shrink wraps:
buy a money clip knife (a small knife that holds your money) so it's always on ya (a key works too), slit the open end (sides if you are weak), wedge fingers in open end, pull and break remaining seals. chuck jewel case, they are worthless, take your book cover and cd and put into a CD album holder.
fire works too, but who has fire on them 24-7, and probably not the best idea considering you want to do this in your car
not everyone has cars, and all smokers have fire with them constantly in the form of a cigarette lighter
well my thought being that usually when you get a CD, you drove to go get it or someone did
oh so yes, always have at least one friend that smokes, got it
i was just talking to a friend last night about how i haven't had a hot dog in SO long and i'm kindda craving one...
i loathe and despise hot dogs
hot dogs scare me. They are just of very strange consistency.
SOMETIMES I like the all-beef hot dogs, they're not THAT bad but most of the time they gross me out and make me feel tummy tickly
1. Then my kids would eat nothing since they are picky.
2. The day that place blows up will be a day of glory for all Mets fans.
3. Why do executions take place 20 years after a crime is committed? It is one of those stupid things.
4. You are giddy I guess.
5. Hey I make those coverings for a living!! Just kidding.
fankie your strange. shut up.
riiiight...thats y we all can when YOU post...hot dogs get people talking..dont deny it...just accept
well fer the cd thing, i just always have a knife on me so i use that.
fer the sterilized needle thing, its inhumane if its not, go fig
fer the stadium , who cares
hot dogs, ack
way to go people for talking so much about hot dogs....bravo to all of you...we're a united throng...yes we are
yeah well i refuse to talk about hot dogs
things that make you go hmmmm...
an old study in my hall was one of the c&c guys the one who is not dead obviously. he had a kid named raven and a very attractive wife. They come to the memorial....