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i saw Free Jack White and Free Martha shirts.

on journal hmmm...
Feb 11, 2004

i don't feel like it effects me much at all

Feb 11, 2004

"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. take my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." funniest song ever!

Feb 11, 2004

i've always wanted to say to a cop, "you're not gonna look in the trunk, are you?"

Feb 11, 2004
Feb 11, 2004

warped tour used to be essential! each and every year. a pack of like 50 from allll over would go to the one in asbury. we'd always get busted up into like groups of two or three because of the ...

on event Warped Tour
Feb 11, 2004

BEST DATADOG EVER!

Feb 11, 2004

it's HURT! and that video had it's way with my emotions. mark romanek rules all music videos. to top it off i love the original "hurt" by NIN. amazing.

Feb 11, 2004

I saw a taping of Carson w/ Goldfinger. it was swell. he asked Alicia Silverstone if she was high.

Feb 11, 2004

"see her flyin' thru the air, buzzin' here and buzzin' there, saying catch me if you dare, wearing striped underwear!"

Feb 11, 2004

i DO remember Mya the Bee and David the Gnome!

Feb 11, 2004

thats where Adam Sandler got his start.

Feb 11, 2004

chahaha! they're midgets! not bullet-proof!

on journal The land of K-Mart
Feb 11, 2004

they're amazing. Hello Nasty was genius. my favorite songs on there are the last two. the non-rap songs! they're very versatile.

Feb 11, 2004

<b>ij4 pushed back</b> The fourth INDIANA JONES movies has been put on hold as a new script draft is commissioned. Frank Darabont had been brought in to script a concept the trio liked, but sources...

Feb 11, 2004

"darling, you got REEAALL ugly" -ASH, army of darkness

Feb 10, 2004

cry for me. i've officially grown out of the warped tour. after a 7 year streak that ended last year. i thought i could pull off ten years straight, but the bands and atmosphere are far to awful.

on event Warped Tour
Feb 10, 2004

frankie still annoys me. jamie is just cute cubed. i never ever would have thought brad would be LESS of a meat-head than randy. i'm still shocked. jaquese is totally the giggling observer. to...

Feb 10, 2004

that part makes me sad! because when he says the wrong name she's all sad and says "linda!" i die.

in thread Angelina · Macking
Feb 10, 2004

Captian Bucky O'Hare, Exo Squad, Biker Mice From Mars.

Feb 10, 2004

he IS a genius. i agree. SPUN came out a year or two ago. the movie is...rough. but the sndtrck is good.

Feb 10, 2004

dude, a MAD painful read. you were like jet li.

Feb 10, 2004

FREE IKE!

on journal hmmm...
Feb 10, 2004

i think it's sweet when midgets date. small peoples, big hearts!

on journal The land of K-Mart
Feb 10, 2004

thats so true. i find that to be small-minded and silly! i know so many people who think driving a half hour for ANY reason besides an assembly or convention is rediculous. bah!

on journal The land of K-Mart
Feb 10, 2004

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