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short people are nature's cup holders and work surfaces. i can't count how many times i've placed my drink on a short persons head thinking they were a small, strange table for that use.

in thread Angelina · Macking
Feb 1, 2004

best song ever. i posted another part of it below. i listen to it and laugh, hard.

Feb 1, 2004

it's funny how we go over and over and over this. "different strokes." "we're all different." etc. i guess we forget and need to remind ourselves and each other on a regular basis.

Feb 1, 2004

freakin' freaks!

in thread Angelina · Macking
Feb 1, 2004

lots of irish people are short. must be the leprechaun in them. i'm only like a 1/4 irish, so i get to be medium height.

in thread Angelina · Macking
Feb 1, 2004

good eye! i didn't even pick that up that mistake. Jet is like iggy pop/strokes/white stripes, garnished with white trash.

Feb 1, 2004

dan knows. because he's made out with many girls at the movies. he'd get dropped off. meet his chick du jour. buy her pop rocks and ju ju bees. go into the movie. make out until the lights ca...

on poll
Jan 31, 2004

i love the song "don't know what to do with myself" and "ball and biscuit." also their Dolly Parton cover of "Jolene." quality stuff.

Jan 31, 2004

i liked it. laughed long and hard. some people simply can't handle it. accident-phobic, or they were in an accident and can't forget, or just not the type to think something like that is funny. ...

Jan 30, 2004

ok, that was funny. now post something YOU did.

Jan 30, 2004

and 100% true

Jan 30, 2004

goodness, no! i don't wanna be on this list!

Jan 30, 2004

you have so many issues you need to invest in a magazine rack

Jan 30, 2004

yeah, audioslave is abidable. evenessence i can even handle if i'm forced. i wouldn't listen to them on my own tho, or buy CDs by these artists.

Jan 30, 2004

you have a very nice blaccent

on journal Attention Getter
Jan 30, 2004

sorry to hear that. i'm not huge on coats either. i just bought one tho. a big warm nice one. only thing is it's a lil too warm. i love this weather and i can't even feel it. also theres a ve...

on journal On My New Jacket
Jan 30, 2004

me and theramin wanted to see Reality Bites way back when it was in the theater. my mom came along and after a while was like, "lets go, guys."

on poll
Jan 29, 2004

yeah, i've heard of people sleeping with the mailman, even the milkman...but the chinese delivery dude?!

Jan 29, 2004

chinese/irish. riiiight

Jan 29, 2004

<- i was driving home from wlkngplygrnd's and i was kinda zoned out, i was going to rt70 and i blow this stop sign and blast onto this major highway and i zone back in, in a hurry. i don't hit any...

Jan 29, 2004

thats almost like my home-made unit of indetirminable cyber measure. ex: i love bass this much: [<---->]

on journal 1000 Words
Jan 29, 2004

mannnn, i just know either Evenessence or Audioslave will beat Queen's only nomination. makes me sad.

Jan 29, 2004

sounds like a buncha malarky. how old are these peoples?

on journal Attention Getter
Jan 29, 2004

the one on the left cracks me up.

Jan 29, 2004

time to get a meeting of three together. they all should talk. if the two guys like her: break out the dueling pistols. ten paces, as aways.

on journal Attention Getter
Jan 29, 2004

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