Comments by fivezero

hahaha, credentials. shoulda asked him if her even went to medical school and if she cares about his patients. but, uh, he might get defensive.

this is sad. i'm sorry that you had a bad experience your first time out to the doctor alone. you'll get your due attention. maybe when you start lookin' older, HA, jk! also what you could do i...

Darrel is my favorite so far. two good quotes from him: "i'm runnin' every mission like a slave runnin' home" and "everyones all happy go lucky charms, but thats all gonna change." he's precious...

WHAT is Julie doing? i DO hope that Veronica dies tho, jk.

when you have good chinese food: hey, great. but when you have some good italian food: it's something you think about and crave!

turning japanese, by the Vapors! eighties bliss.

everyone who attends Thai's funeral must tape up the corners of their eyes, faux chinky style. *cue footage of drunk ezabelers bumping into each other at the viewing due to self inflicted visual im...

grey-headedness IS key

yeah, i kind of wish i asked him more questions. i didn't feel comfortable asking about his personal life, i guess. he never really gave me the sign that it'd be proper to inquire. at the same t...

alas the important things are stressed.

i have one, but i'm not sure where it is. i wear it while i'm driving sometimes to throw people off. the best, was when i wore it on the parkway and paid a toll in the cash receipt booth. the co...

Ian's quote is great. FARRR too much info.

haha. i'm taller than most in my family too. but then again i'm puerto rican and irish. midgets, all in a row.

okey-dokey! you've got eight inches on that other Valenti, snap

numbers, missy

how not-stubby are you?

i hate pizza! *pants burst into flames*

thats true, some of them sicilians are stubby, some.

uber-mensch

YEAH, i saw them with Bosstones at the Tradewinds a few years ago. Awesome band.

don we now our gay apparel

i really enjoyed that movie. i wish the kid didn't die at the end tho. that was a heart-ripper.

i wanted the panthers to win, just because they were the underdogs. they did very well. for a few minutes i thought they had it in the bag. both the QBs did VERY well. i wish the panthers d...

NBL, shawty!

THAT is one of the BAD existentialists. selfish people who think the world ceases to exist when they close their eyes.