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I know. It's super rural. A guy I know is actually a soy bean farmer. It's crazy.

Oct 10, 2006

or he'll just tell her the truth-- that he's gay

Oct 10, 2006

good choice, man. i rock the wayfarers too. they're classic.

Oct 10, 2006

My favorite mexican place there is East L.A. My favorite watering hole is Scotland Yard.

Oct 10, 2006

HAHAHAHA! brutal.

Oct 10, 2006

"Do not Disturb." heyyy, you're not foolin' anyone And believe it or not, lol-- There's actually some cool folks out in Saylorsburg/Stroudsburg area. I found them. They think I'm from the fu...

Oct 10, 2006

this is really funny.

Oct 10, 2006

HAHAHAHA!

Oct 10, 2006

oof! nice pics. it gets the BV stamp of approval.

on journal Reminding Me of You
Oct 9, 2006

good call

Oct 9, 2006
Oct 9, 2006

awesome lil place. i hope all goes well.

Oct 9, 2006

ian, fix it!

Oct 9, 2006

please! o[kate knew she couldn't escape those whackjobs on their turf. after a monkey gets shocked a few times it stops misbehaving.]o o[as for jack-- he was desperate and wasn't about to try ...

Oct 9, 2006

don't delete it, dude. this is more funny than anything. if anyones feeling burned-- well, good. they should go out and hike it off. chances are i watch more shows than a lotta people. i wat...

Oct 9, 2006

long story made short: -made to stay late at work -made delicious chicken dish for gathering -friends were salty due to lateness of dish -friends showed no appreciation for effort -got krunk...

Oct 9, 2006

i've got a glass door in my shower. it's possible i'd just dive head first through it to get away.

Oct 6, 2006
Oct 6, 2006

I recently saw Kicking and Screaming with Will Ferrel. I was told is was terrible and it kind of was, but I loved it at the same time. One of the most unexpectedly funny lines was when he was tot...

Oct 6, 2006

WHAT KIND OF PEANUT BUTTER, MAN!?

Oct 6, 2006
Oct 6, 2006

For a second I was having trouble imagining this. Then it clicked and you are dumb. lol

Oct 6, 2006
Oct 6, 2006

peanut butter crunch is amazing

Oct 6, 2006
Oct 6, 2006

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