Comments by fivezero

what is a pirates favorite movie starring Cameron Diaz?

Ian, the dead horse called! HE WANTS YOU TO STOP BEATING THE FRAK OUT OF HIM!

HAHAHA this is my fave!

what is a pirates favorite animal?

what kind of movies do pirates like?

there was a unique young brother that, as boys, we used to mess with a bit. he would get that very frustrated, quaking look and we'd say that line to him. and we'd say it all guttural like the Em...

holy schnikes

ok, sorry. i just find these kinds of contrasts comical. i understand how it'd appear insensetive to you.

yeah, it does. i've been playing it at my pals house. it's one of the most unique and satisfying game experiences i've EVER had. i just shake my head. . . good news for you: http://www.joysti...

this had me in stitches

wow. that's really interesting. family reunions must be a trip.

my inner nerd just went into to convulsions of ecstasy.

you have muzzy relatives?

none of that stuff can ever be work out. how is that unclear?

it's all going down

I am back from the Lake! I love eZabel!

PATRICK! I miss you.

that's affirmative

say word.

ZOMG! you can customize!? NOW i want this!

whew! you said it, jack! jk

my interest in this project just goes UP and UP. maybe i can be executive producer.

the FIRST of it's kind, i'm sure. hilarious.

aw, man, that sounds so cool. don't flake out on the those pics. i GOTTA see this.

you gotta spray paint it up and make it into a demolition derby car!