Comments by fivezero

dude, that was mad funny

what game is that from?

this movie looks diesel.

nevermind what ANYONE is talkin' about on here. just forget about it and put it out of your heads. forever. THIS is one of the funniest thing i've ever seen online. i laughed so extremely hard,...

i call adorable!

these guys are a clear case of "single artists." their singles are great, the albums are pumped filla filler. the albums just suck. i did the same thing diana did: heard the singles bought the a...

glory days? do tell

Rob Lowe AND Rodney Dangerfield! Also, the Rob Lowe guy has a sweet tie on. A Ted Baker, I think.

if the knee brace fits . . . wear it

that sounds like every weekend for me at the shore! jk

was nacho libre?

i know, right? imagine he's in the new system? animals will look at him and say, "see what happens when you mess around?! SEE?!"

this kinda popped into my head today. kinda inspired by busta rhymes and gnarls. lookin' over it now -- it sucks and it's lyrically and structurally asymmetrical, but hey, it was fun and i though...

you win. i ADMIT defeat. lol

Sometimes the statistics cash in: http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=24380

monzy. that is absolutely horrific. y'know how all those crazy videos should end? a man in a black ski mask should enter and shoot them with a silenced pistol, turn off the music, then exit quie...

y'know, this was almost hard to watch. i kept cringing. i think that's just because i'd be too embarrassed and insecure to do something like that myself, lol. VERY funny stuff. do you do reques...

mannnnnnn, i gotta find a chick that cooks like you. i cook better than all the girls i've ever gone out with. such a shame.

not a lot. MAYBE jack white's band playing with lou reed and that gibbon dude from zz top. that was awesome. also some of the design things were pretty cool. DESIGN-WISE, beyonce's performace w...

spiritual food? and eye candy?

hey, when you're right -- you're right.

yeah, he's done. and with a name like mikey joe? he should just hang up the shoes and tooth brushes and accept his lot.

mike your redneck past is pretty surprising. a DIRT road? whew.

atta girl

quite literally your mother