Comments by ilikebirds

banquet dinners 99cents... love 'em. embrace 'em

I love you. You love me. - Barney and friends

I'm shopping around for an ACCOUNTANT that does Business and Individual tax preparation. sales tax, litter tax, and witholding tax... etc.. normal stuff.. ? anyone know.. ?

nah ya Gotta take care of the nails... If you have dirt under your nails.. you ain't touching me. But really long nails.. are dumb.

Skirts are hott. Dresses are hott. But dont wear a dress taking...

haha mammooooossaa's. point is... it's all good . really

expected ty answer: .. No that would be vodka .
unexpected ty answer: .. milk

But you i like . you're hott

i dont like you either.

i dont like you. at all

css .... style sheets ian

i dont like you. at all

as you should be. because if you aren't neked or half neked by the end of the night... you will face dire consequences

is this the 21 bash ? .... I'm so in !

had the air conditioning on ?

ditto. i've only seen the theme song..

mesmerize me with your deepest eyes
exploring the insides my heart
find that there are no lies
knowing i 'liked' you from the start

captivate me with your sweetest smile
as it can cheer a thousand...

are you speaking metphorically or figuratively?

always blame the asian ... well i passed the torch to jolly man. i'm out

if it was green i would die

aww man.. the world was *this* close to being better

i did. so lay off me

no. that'd be weird. i just smear poo on my calendar.

yay go for it

b-day 4/20 1982
learned to use the potty 4/21 1983

next you should start hitting yourself