Comments by ilikebirds

really

I have a new diet plan im trying to sell.

It's the Pham Punch Diet.

You hire me.
I follow you around.
Whenever you think of eating too much I punch you.

My last girlfriend lost 200lbs!

I'm bored.
Anyone want to play online games?
On yAHOO or whervever..?

pictionary anyone?

i really dont want to start drinking this tequila..
no ones around at work.. it's boring.

Put these 2 files in a folder..
Edit the HTML and CSS anyway you like for clolor changes. You can easily add a calendar in.

www.ezabel.com/~tpham/activedesktop.css
www.ezabel.com/~tpham/desktop.html

/~tpham/wall4.jpg

oh snap. the karaoke video where I pretended to be shaun or something.
MAN I ROCKED THE HOUSE SO HARD THE HOUSE BECOME A CASTLE

babbbbby
i'm hot just like an ovenn.
babbbby
i got sick this morninnnn
the sea was stormin
inside of me..
baby...
i think i'm capsizing

If your were jessica alba.. i'd marry you so fast

Knock Knock

Who's there?

march of the penguins

March of the penguins who?

March of the penguins was the longest dullest movie ever. Morgran freeman narrating is not that great , however omglol...

Whoa.

MONSTER WHAT IS MY FILE OMG

he has a file on people?

So you're saying I can't rent a moose?

Because ... i've been dreaming about that lately.

Moose are so hot right now

hey check this out : ... www

Hey I was wondering do you have any Storage units for sale?

RAY LAMONTAGNE - CRAZY ( gb cover)

Awesome cover of the song

especially if you're a RAY RAY fan

So monster... looks like i'm going to be hanging out with you weird canadians in 3 weeks.. for bidnessz.

Ottawa..

what is there to do in ottawa... do canadians rent cars?
Do they even have cars?...

stop taking showers.

Your wife called.

She wants you to actually give her some attention once in awhile.

I told her to wear a gameboy dress.

She said OK

Yea what is that all about. secksslave?

hulk - pretty bad... but gets points for a hot looking jennifer connelly
daredevil - pretty bad.. but gets points for a hot looking jennifer garner
spiderman - pretty bad.. and gets no points for an...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "This is the first time I've seen a grasshopper in here, do you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says "Your kidding,...

If you want them to not hate you... Nintendo DS LITE! BIG LEAGUE CHEW! THOSE SHOES THAT HAVE THE ROLLY WHEELS ON THE BOTTOM OF THEM???? What is that.. why does every little kid have that.. i'm just...

I think the spiderman movies have been the worst comic movies to come out.
Long boring stupid. and Krusten Ugly Dunceton .. ugh.
a young sexy fammke janseen would have been sweet.

ANyways that...

seriously...
As a professional I can't look at it any longer.
Message me when it's gone.
I QUIT!

ian... bluntly.. remove the side stuff up there.. that search and comments and topics. doesn't belong.
coming professionally.
put aside that you hate me
and one day our kids are going to wrestle