Comments by ilikebirds

Lets break down the word OFFend and see how it applies here. See, It's really two words... OFF and End... and apparently you need to get off my end and go fishing.

Forget punctuation... What annoys me most on this site is when an individual says something and it makes absolutley no sense.

what ?!?! i love puck . that dude lives life like he loves to live it. and thats good times

I'm corny. but this my friend... is like a cornfield filled with people with bad feet and little kids with orange and yellow candies

I dont think anyone here should be watching a TV SHOW called FAMILY GAY...

oh wait, it says FAMILY GUY... OH boy, dont i have pudding on my face.

i type like i talk ...

so punctuations are retarded
i never really whip out a marker and put a dot in the air when i'm talking to people so why should i dot a period
i never ask people a question...

I dont know. I think that if me and stewey were to have kids
they would kinda look like this

<(^_^)>

notice the pointy hands attached to the face, those aren't ears. those are arms. thats why my...

Never seen family guy, dont even know what channel it's on.

SImpsons never rocked my boat... never did really. never ever. really really

i usually just cry

yea my man is excited about flip flops..

i'm excited if i wake up alive.

wait.. is there topsoil in your cave?

jaime p.

jaime pandelo

Replace the U with an A
and have a very nice day

yea that was bannanas . love id

Kind of upset VIRGIN isn't on there. it's the best airline ever.

get your own tv.
get your own super nintendo.
get a gift bag with all sorts of goodies.
good food.
hot european FLIGHT attendants.

i'd sell you mine but.. i still use it. boo ya!

I once dated a girl who baked me cookies everyday , so i bought a cow and milked it everyday. got me a cool white uniform and delivered free milk and cookies to my neighbors.
because i hated her...

yea first perfect game

second no hitter

wow thats so hot

look what i just did

Y:\>groovysh
Lets gets Groovy!
Hit carriage return twice to execute a command
The command 'quit' will terminate the shell
groovy> help /woman
groovy>
tough
groo...

nah man just give up on life. the way of the bum is a good way!

Let me break it down for you...

Paradise will have all plants and species of animals...
which would consist of weed plants, tobacco flowers, etc.
Now being that it's a female she'd most likely have...

you're the only one who understands me

3 above mentioned... DELISH.
i was chugging stoli on the rocks last night.. oh man i gotta tell you about the good times. MESSAGE!!

Any neighborhood garage band that hasn't made it big is a music elitist and hate every other band in the world.