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get out of my thread.

May 26, 2004

lets start our own top soil preservation coalition and call is A.S.S. = American Soil Savers.

That way, when all the topsoil in this world has eroded away by wasteful jewish immigrants, we can have...

May 26, 2004

Triumph the Comic Insult Dog... BRILLiANT

May 25, 2004

The beverly hills cop theme button... BRILLiANT

May 25, 2004

Staring Contest when Andy used to be there.... BRILLiANT

May 25, 2004

In the year 2000... BRILLIANT!

May 25, 2004

bring it chick. bring it, and not, it's not yet broughten

on journal HFSTIVAL
May 25, 2004

My haiku brings all
the hot girls to my yard
and they all have sars

May 25, 2004

you suck at haiku. get outta here

May 25, 2004

doesn't change the fact that majority of their music is about sad and or depressing subject matters

on journal HFSTIVAL
May 25, 2004

lakers are garbage. boo ya.

on journal HFSTIVAL
May 25, 2004

and i hate jay-z so much. ugh. almost as much as i hate kobe bryant

on journal HFSTIVAL
May 25, 2004

sorry if i'm not in love with sad and depressing music.
music is my entertainment to make me feel good. not sad. cure sings such depressing stuff.

on journal HFSTIVAL
May 25, 2004

clay aiken is gay
I love him in every way
forever ever

May 25, 2004

this chick is so hot
one day she'll be a chicken
then i will eat it

May 25, 2004

thats gotta be the saddest most depressing lineup ever.

on journal HFSTIVAL
May 25, 2004

Vodka Schnapps and cheese
Gothic angels make me sneeze
shoot me now please please

May 25, 2004

Nature is in my pants
Nature calls when i do squats
Oops I crapped my pants

May 25, 2004

My butt met the 3 sea shells. Now that was a delight. A fantastical trip in the flipside down world of goodness

May 25, 2004

but rhyming is more impressive

May 24, 2004

I like birds drinks the beer
He's incapable of fear
Because he is queer

May 24, 2004

i'll take his

on journal Hi it's me!
May 24, 2004

dude i want your 67 'stang juicer

in thread Mechanics · General Chat
May 24, 2004

I like birds is rad
He's glad his name is not brad
though he is a dad

May 24, 2004

i swallowed one of those fishes at the wedding. then i swallowed one at the end of the wedding. and my stomach was rumbling for minutes

on journal Favors
May 24, 2004

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