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ilikebirds May 20, 2004

As I was riding down this beautiful cobblestone street in the middle of a warm breezy afternoon, I came across another concern. The wind blew through my mesh tanktop, causing my chest to erect i...

yay May 26, 2004

I've felt this exact same sadness about top soil for a long time now. I think all top soil needs to be replaced by bottom soil, while the top soil is held in tanks in remote locations like alaska...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

lets start our own top soil preservation coalition and call is A.S.S. = American Soil Savers.

That way, when all the topsoil in this world has eroded away by wasteful jewish immigrants, we can have the hold on the market and sell our top soil for billions, millions even

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