magnumwOG 2001

Joe C — better known as magnum — created this work account in November 2001 after forgetting his original password, and proceeded to dump all 23 of his magnumw comments into a single glorious day. He bounced from thread to thread with the restless energy of someone killing time on a work computer: debating the merits of the Toyota Supra he'd been saving five years for, clowning punkprincess about the Harlem Shake, teasing nine9star about English stereotypes ("wait so you dont all live in the country, drive minis, and have tea at 3?"), and calculating whether a Jaguar X-Type was actually affordable on a post-college salary. He had opinions about everything — that brains mattered more than looks, that paying to run a race in sub-zero temperatures was insane, and that he'd rather run alongside the course taunting the people who paid — and he delivered them all with the deadpan confidence of someone who knew he was funny and didn't need anyone else to confirm it. tesoro once noted that when Joe gave his meek little "haha," you knew it was sincere, and that sincerity ran through everything magnumw posted too. One perfect November day, and then he was gone — back to the main account, presumably once someone reminded him how password recovery worked.

eZabel Personality Type: ISTP — "The One-Day Wonder." Twenty-three comments, one calendar date, zero pretense. Joe showed up at work, said exactly what he thought, and logged off — proof that sometimes the best way to make an impression is to make it all at once.