supermansdeadOG 2004

Arriving in January 2004 with an air of Hollywood mystique, he dropped into eZabel for exactly three days and left behind a handful of comments that read like audition-room small talk. He claimed to have done some modeling when he was younger and to have "somewhat broken into acting," mentioning screen tests, commercials, and a dream of someday seeing his face in a Blockbuster window. When ophelia suggested he audition to be a Sears underwear model, he took it in stride, noting he had in fact tried for Sears — just not the underwear department. ilikebirds chimed in about his own audition experience, and socalgal asked if he lived in LA and offered to connect him with friends in the industry. His one journal entry, "Screen Tests," captured the tedium of the process: stand here, say this, show this emotion, and above all, the indignity of having to wear makeup. Even starshiptrooper tried to track him down afterward, though the email bounced — whoever he was beyond the username, he vanished as quickly as he had appeared.

eZabel Personality Type: ISFP — "The Brief Cameo." Six comments, one journal entry, and a flair for the dramatic exit. He showed up, talked about his Hollywood aspirations with quiet confidence, and disappeared before anyone could ask for an autograph.