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supermansdead by supermansdead · Jan 28, 2004 · 385 views · · · Journal

Has anyone ever gone on a Screen Test before? They are not fun in the least. Stand here, say this, do that, show this emotion, that emotion. I hate it too when I have to use makeup. Not very manly.

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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i've been on an audition. this one where there were all these models.. with portfolios and sexy and stuff.. and just me in a sweatshirt chillin'... i didn't get the part. but... those hunnies were hot

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004 ·

are you being sarcastic. I like your picture btw.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

dead serious. it was for a commercial. that i've still yet to see air on tv. maybe no one got the job. and i win !

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004 ·

Yeah, I have a few commercials under my belt, nothing to spectacular.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

cool , i did a few movies when i was younger.. but i'm embarassed to say

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

Karate Kid I II & III??? lol

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

no! "booty traps".. and " hey indiana look out"
were my lines

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

GOOOONIES!!!! I thought you looked familiar!!! LOL

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

uhh, indiana jones!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · magnum

ughh..BOTH!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i dont remember that line from indiana jones!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yeah he always called him "Dr. jones!"

as in "Dr. jones you want an eggroll?"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · skaorsk8

"no time for love, dr. jones!"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

Are you an actor? model? dancer?

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004 ·

Well, I used to model when I was younger. Now I have somewhat broken into acting. I'm white, so I can't dance. Rofl

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

Do you live in LA? I have a few friends that Model and I have an aquaintance that's on a Soap Opera....LOL

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

hmmmm....what exactly do you aspire to do in showbizz?

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004 ·

Hm, I just would like to be in some Summer Release and have my picture in the windows of Blockbuster, I guess, just the little things.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

you should audition to be a Sear's underwear model...i've always aspired to be one, but, because of my morbid obesity, i usually get turned down..so..you do it, and i shall live my dream through you, vicariously

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

morbid obesity?!? o m g hahah i love you bryan

supermansdead supermansdeadOG 2004 ·

I did try for Sears Model, not underwear, I was fit enough. Although i do hear it pays well.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

morbidly thin

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

or as we say "sickingly skinny" right bry?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

no, i just wear really deceiving outfits

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Don't make fun of thin people. In the words of one good man that answers to Mike Doughty: "Power to the skinny people!"

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

it wasn't making fun, it was an observation

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

"Thin" is an observation.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

if someone can be morbidly obese, there should also be the label morbidly thin. case closed.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

..And, just When did you ever hear me use the phrase morbidly obese?
..Eggxactly.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

hey, this never had anything to do with you buckaroo...besides, it's a medical term.

theremin thereminOG 2002 · toxicgirl

I just love seeing how easy it is to get you all worked up. Now I know. I shall now submit these results to M.I.T. Annnd, Bob's your uncle.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

In case you didn't know, I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now

theremin thereminOG 2002 · toxicgirl

Should I be offended?

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

nah

theremin thereminOG 2002 · toxicgirl

:::whispering::: {But, For the record, you have pointed out my skinniness before, in a Forum I had started about being fit.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · theremin

what! you can't use comments in other forums against me!!! c'mon friend, you can't keep grudges like this, it's unhealthy.

theremin thereminOG 2002 · toxicgirl

It's not a grudge that I hold, Dear Sis. I'm referencing. Wo Norries

violetboregaurd violetboregaurdOG 2003 ·

I used to do theatre and the going trend was to get in to auditions after that - but its so competitive, took all the fun out of what I loved. I have head shots though - a friend of mine did them - ah yesteryear.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

are you looking for good work? or ANY work? name some directors you wanna work for.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I was in a magazine ad for a "Sit & Spin" when I was 4.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 offtopic ·

ha! is your picture tom Welling as a kid?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i think it is...that hair is terrible

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

amazingly horrible, its a mop

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

he looks like one of the beatles

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

which is NOT a bad thing!

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

especially if its Paul McCartney

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

yeah hes always my been my fave!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i would so wanna be an actor

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 stupid ·

two words: Casting Couch - lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

what's that?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

you've never heard of the "casting couch"?? It's where you offer "services" for parts in movies, etc. LOL

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

ah... yeah, i dont think anybody would be interested

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

unfortunaly she right-thats how alot of (esp. women) get parts in show biz.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I'd rather be a singer.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Speaking of...
I believe there's photographers amongst us, here in the eZ-community.. Well, I need 2 headshots and 3 bodyshots taken preferably within the next week. Drop me an eZ message if that's something you'd do for me. Thanks.

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