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supermansdead by supermansdead · Jan 28, 2004 · 375 views · Journal

Has anyone ever gone on a Screen Test before? They are not fun in the least. Stand here, say this, do that, show this emotion, that emotion. I hate it too when I have to use makeup. Not very manly.

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ilikebirds #1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i've been on an audition. this one where there were all these models.. with portfolios and sexy and stuff.. and just me in a sweatshirt chillin'... i didn't get the part. but... those hunnies were hot

supermansdead #1.1 supermansdeadOG 2004

are you being sarcastic. I like your picture btw.

ilikebirds #1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

dead serious. it was for a commercial. that i've still yet to see air on tv. maybe no one got the job. and i win !

supermansdead #1.1.1.1 supermansdeadOG 2004

Yeah, I have a few commercials under my belt, nothing to spectacular.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

cool , i did a few movies when i was younger.. but i'm embarassed to say

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

Karate Kid I II & III??? lol

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no! "booty traps".. and " hey indiana look out"
were my lines

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

GOOOONIES!!!! I thought you looked familiar!!! LOL

magnum magnumOG 2001

uhh, indiana jones!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 magnum

ughh..BOTH!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i dont remember that line from indiana jones!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah he always called him "Dr. jones!"

as in "Dr. jones you want an eggroll?"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

"no time for love, dr. jones!"

socalgal #2 socalgalOG 2003

Are you an actor? model? dancer?

supermansdead #2.1 supermansdeadOG 2004

Well, I used to model when I was younger. Now I have somewhat broken into acting. I'm white, so I can't dance. Rofl

socalgal #2.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

Do you live in LA? I have a few friends that Model and I have an aquaintance that's on a Soap Opera....LOL

ophelia #3 opheliaOG 2003

hmmmm....what exactly do you aspire to do in showbizz?

supermansdead #3.1 supermansdeadOG 2004

Hm, I just would like to be in some Summer Release and have my picture in the windows of Blockbuster, I guess, just the little things.

ophelia #3.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

you should audition to be a Sear's underwear model...i've always aspired to be one, but, because of my morbid obesity, i usually get turned down..so..you do it, and i shall live my dream through you, vicariously

yodasucka #3.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

morbid obesity?!? o m g hahah i love you bryan

supermansdead #3.1.1.2 supermansdeadOG 2004

I did try for Sears Model, not underwear, I was fit enough. Although i do hear it pays well.

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#3.1.1.3 toxicgirlOG 2003

morbidly thin

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

or as we say "sickingly skinny" right bry?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

no, i just wear really deceiving outfits

theremin thereminOG 2002

Don't make fun of thin people. In the words of one good man that answers to Mike Doughty: "Power to the skinny people!"

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toxicgirlOG 2003

it wasn't making fun, it was an observation

theremin thereminOG 2002

"Thin" is an observation.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

if someone can be morbidly obese, there should also be the label morbidly thin. case closed.

theremin thereminOG 2002

..And, just When did you ever hear me use the phrase morbidly obese?
..Eggxactly.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

hey, this never had anything to do with you buckaroo...besides, it's a medical term.

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

I just love seeing how easy it is to get you all worked up. Now I know. I shall now submit these results to M.I.T. Annnd, Bob's your uncle.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

In case you didn't know, I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

Should I be offended?

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

nah

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

:::whispering::: {But, For the record, you have pointed out my skinniness before, in a Forum I had started about being fit.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 theremin

what! you can't use comments in other forums against me!!! c'mon friend, you can't keep grudges like this, it's unhealthy.

theremin thereminOG 2002 toxicgirl

It's not a grudge that I hold, Dear Sis. I'm referencing. Wo Norries

violetboregaurd #4 violetboregaurdOG 2003

I used to do theatre and the going trend was to get in to auditions after that - but its so competitive, took all the fun out of what I loved. I have head shots though - a friend of mine did them - ah yesteryear.

fivezero #5 fivezeroOG 2003

are you looking for good work? or ANY work? name some directors you wanna work for.

specialk #6 specialkOG 2003

I was in a magazine ad for a "Sit & Spin" when I was 4.

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#7 jollycandymanOG 2001 offtopic

ha! is your picture tom Welling as a kid?

skaorsk8 #7.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think it is...that hair is terrible

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#7.1.1 jollycandymanOG 2001

amazingly horrible, its a mop

skaorsk8 #7.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

he looks like one of the beatles

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

which is NOT a bad thing!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

especially if its Paul McCartney

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

yeah hes always my been my fave!

thefunkyfresh #8 thefunkyfreshFounder

i would so wanna be an actor

socalgal #8.1 socalgalOG 2003 stupid

two words: Casting Couch - lol

thefunkyfresh #8.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

what's that?

socalgal #8.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

you've never heard of the "casting couch"?? It's where you offer "services" for parts in movies, etc. LOL

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ah... yeah, i dont think anybody would be interested

starshiptrooper #8.1.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

unfortunaly she right-thats how alot of (esp. women) get parts in show biz.

specialk #8.2 specialkOG 2003

I'd rather be a singer.

theremin #9 thereminOG 2002

Speaking of...
I believe there's photographers amongst us, here in the eZ-community.. Well, I need 2 headshots and 3 bodyshots taken preferably within the next week. Drop me an eZ message if that's something you'd do for me. Thanks.

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