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i thought that you were the firefly and she was the light bulb. by the way, calling a girl a light bulb isn't exactly a compliment. she might think you're telling her she's round, made of glass,...

on journal Firefly
Oct 3, 2002

you know what happens to fireflies that get to close to light bulbs right? they explode.

on journal Firefly
Oct 3, 2002

i'm 32% emo according to that test. but i'm even less according to myself. i dont like emo all that much... some of it's okay. most of it's too whiney

Oct 2, 2002

...and this is the world's smallest tamborine, and it's playin some sorta song or something.... THATS A VIOLIN YOU IDIOT!! - (drowning mona, the funniest movie ever)

on journal SURPRISE
Oct 2, 2002

congrats on your job and your car! GOOOOO VOLVO

on journal Ecstatic!!!
Oct 1, 2002

hahahaha... yeah ian, isn't the word "ambidextrous?"

on poll
Sep 30, 2002

hahaha! why don't you shut up ryan!

on journal 16 is the pits!
Sep 28, 2002

hahaha, i was joking. they probably make a million dollars a day or more

on news Jer-z Kidz
Sep 27, 2002

i dont think you understood me. i was saying it was a really hard car to drive, especially since i was just learning to drive a stick shift. but i aced it because i am the best driver in the world.

on journal 16 is the pits!
Sep 27, 2002

i actually don't think i've heard that album at all. maybe just a song or two off it. i have the blue weezer which i like alot, and the green one which is just okay.

Sep 27, 2002

they're not my favorite band in the world but they have some decent stuff

Sep 26, 2002

i think the last time i heard that one, i fell off my dinosaur

Sep 26, 2002

they must make several hundred dollars a week with those tolls

on news Jer-z Kidz
Sep 26, 2002

i didn't. i aced my test, even in my crappy old volvo that was impossible to shift in! most other people couldn't even drive that car

on journal 16 is the pits!
Sep 26, 2002

ugh, what a lunatic. she shoulda called the cops right away. i see all kinds of crazy road rage on my way to school in newark. several times i've seen people run other people off the road

on journal Crazy Road Rage
Sep 26, 2002

it's okay to write badly, just write correctly!

on journal Black Plague
Sep 25, 2002

yeah stuff like that really bothers me too, i guess i just don't have a high tolerance for stupidity

Sep 25, 2002

hahahahaha! i was confused at first, now i know what you meant. i cant believe you remembered that. on my 6 flags pass my name is "tougud luckin"

on journal Jail time???
Sep 24, 2002

for the record, there were several ezabelers playing: i like birds, softhands, goldmine, special k, and your own funky fresh.

Sep 24, 2002

" In Western Lombardy there was a plague involving 40 human people that was caused from a single person implanting fatal substances for the reason of inheriting what "they deserve" more quickly" .......

on journal Black Plague
Sep 24, 2002

yeah... i didnt have to much fun being 16 and 17. i think i took life a little too seriously. eventually i found out that you can't always do all the things you want to, and it's better to just be...

on journal 16 is the pits!
Sep 24, 2002

what she did was horrible. but no matter what, it's a lose-lose situation. on one hand, if the kid gets taken away and put in a foster home, she's gonna be messed up for life. on the other hand,...

on journal Jail time???
Sep 24, 2002

hi my name's matt. just stop.

Sep 22, 2002

wow, seems like everybody's getting engaged! cogratulations stef!

on journal Everyone must know
Sep 22, 2002

hahahaha... very funny dean

Sep 20, 2002

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