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nice explanation bro, hit the nail on the head.

Oct 21, 2002

haha, dean is on point today

Oct 21, 2002

wait, do you mean double indemnity? or is that something different?

Oct 19, 2002

how your comments look to everybody

Oct 18, 2002

i dont like marts.

Oct 18, 2002

janine... that is inhuman! pickle juice on mallowmars?? green olives with oreos?

Oct 17, 2002

here's a cool idea... how about in your profile you can choose a default font? like for musings and comments and stuff

Oct 17, 2002

haha, that bill gates thing is actually really funny

Oct 15, 2002

now there's an idea! i would definitely charge for that feature though.

Oct 15, 2002

i said leave 50% for other species and i got 9.3 earths. but that's innacurrate. they don't account for any overlapping

Oct 15, 2002

haha, the only diff was that i did it as a joke! come on guys sing along "i wanna stand with you on a mountain, i wanna lay with you in the sea...blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Oct 8, 2002

i thought that savage garden was?

Oct 8, 2002

you're not a patroll, you're just a troll

Oct 8, 2002

HAHA.... tract of land lol... anyway, i dont think you are all that pretty jennifer. i think you're kind of weird looking. but i'm sure you're a really nice person and all

Oct 8, 2002

in my second grade rendition of Julius Caesar, I played an ankle sprain

on journal Firefly
Oct 8, 2002

i disagree. it wasnt typical jackie chan, but the scene where he sang made the whole movie worth it

Oct 6, 2002

very romantic. "darling, your eyes are like two lit pools in the moonlight. your lips are like soft pillows that i long only to touch. you're also like a... big light bulb, sorta... ya know, with...

on journal Firefly
Oct 3, 2002

well the community geriatric center called and said they want their bingo cards back! relax i was just kidding around

on journal Katie, cont'd
Oct 3, 2002

swi-zeet! i'll be the talk of the town

on journal NEW JOB
Oct 3, 2002

here's my advice to you. analyze the situation. are you in a position to date this girl? if so then your answer is get off your butt and stop being such a little pansy. if not then your answer is...

on journal Firefly
Oct 3, 2002

heeeey, i thought you were going to get me a deal on a fancy government eye scanner!

on journal NEW JOB
Oct 3, 2002

you guys are all IDIOTS!! SHUT UP!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD!

on journal Katie, cont'd
Oct 3, 2002

yeah, i'm afraid she's right. like a pentogram was created to represent something evil, therefore it is evil.

on journal Katie, cont'd
Oct 3, 2002

wow! perfect explanation! some of the old "emo" is pretty good. I like the promise ring. saves the day and weezer has also been classified by some as "emo" and they're okay. i like weezer alot...

on journal Crybabies
Oct 3, 2002

and one more of these stupid comments makes a migrane

Oct 3, 2002

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